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[Abbey @abbeyhege]

@emilykmay We’re both neurotic 😂

[Nate Bargatze @natebargatze]

One dad. Three kids. Zero clue.

Watch the official trailer for my new movie #TheBreadwinnerMovie with Mandy Moore. The chaos unfolds exclusively in movie theaters March 13.

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@BreadwinnerMov @SonyPictures @TheMandyMoore

[Justin Macmahan @JustinMacmahan]

Hot take: I’m a big fan of the 6 7 trend. It allows every kid to be a part of the “in group” and that’s a very rare phenomenon. I actually think it’s perfect that it has no meaning so it’s not offensive to anyone. A meaningless joke that makes kids happy. What’s wrong with that?

[Abbey @abbeyhege]

@marissqs I think generally Belly and Conrad learning how to have a healthy relationship, dealing with medical residency and convincing Jeremiah to come to their wedding

[Abbey @abbeyhege]

@speaknow_luvr I’ve tried a couple of episodes and it’s so boring 😭

[Abbey @abbeyhege]

@phoenix19_25 @DelicateMaroon To give her an excuse to go back to the beach house but I still hated it

[Abbey @abbeyhege]

@brianbatescomic @NC5_LelanStatom @dustyslay Wet Heat is a mindset. We’re having a good time 👋

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

My roommate downloaded Red Note (the Chinese version of Pinterest/Insta) like 6 hours ago and he’s already saying “Big ups to Mao Zedong” we are witnessing a moment

[Abbey @abbeyhege]

Such a wild rebrand.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Here we go! @finkd 🤘🏼

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

This is very funny

[Abbey @abbeyhege]

@realaaronweber I didn’t know “tv too low” was possible but this is it.

[Jake Strickland 🤩 @jakedstrick]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[Abbey @abbeyhege]

I don’t get the point of saying, “this person would be this old today.” We could say this about everyone forever then?

[Abbey @abbeyhege]

We overdid it last year but spread it out this year enough 🙏

[Abbey @abbeyhege]

@realaaronweber Did you finish the fries for him though?

[Abbey @abbeyhege]

I am so triggered by people saying FPJ looks so old. He looks completely great for his age. Touch grass! Meet someone his age in real life.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. share new photo to celebrate their 22nd wedding anniversary:

“22 🥂💍👰🏼”

[Abbey @abbeyhege]

I keep trying to make Air Bud happen and it seems to be just me.

[Austin Kleon @austinkleon]

So, we’ve been doing pizza night and a movie for about 4 years now, and, I’m sorry, you can disagree, but there just aren’t that many knockout movies for kids under 10 out there

[Abbey @abbeyhege]

I already listened to the whole episode but the clip still made me laugh out loud.

[Adam Foster @AdamFostermusic]

Theo Von teaching Donald Trump about cocaine is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year

[Casey Dolan @CaseySez]

You could write a “We Didn’t Start the Fire” just about the last week.

[Abbey @abbeyhege]

Whatever Gen Z intern that thought this was a good move made an error 😂

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick