Abigail Windham

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

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[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

Taylor swift is corrupting Selena Gomez,, change my mind

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

“If you’re single by 35 hit me up”
-Jacob Tarter

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

Mom: “dean has anyone won in an argument against you except me?”
Dad: “who said you won?”
Mom: “just remember honey your wife is fragile...not like a flower...like a bomb. Keep that in mind.”

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

Anna Windham: “what time does this bell ring?”
Chris Remark: “time for you to get a watch.”

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

Chris Remark: “hey abbs”
“Hey”
“Hey”
“Hey”
“HEY PUMPERNICKLE”

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

Uncle mark: “I like your hair! What you got goin there it’s like a bunch of different colors!”

Liv: “thanks. Just what every girl wants to hear.”

Uncle mark: “Listen here wiener you can’t tell me this is the first time you’ve noticed your hair is multiple colors.”

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

I’m at Starbucks and this old lady is sitting outside at the table next to me. After about 5 minutes her husband walks out and goes to sit down when she politely says “No this seat is taken.” And he stares at her and says “we’re not doing this right now sharron.”

And I loved it

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

my mom gets so mad when I take super long naps. I’m staying out of trouble and I’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here?

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

I am now teaching classes for manners and basic human decency cuz some dudes...lemme tell ya.

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

“I can’t have apple juice...it makes my arms hurt.” -grandma

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

BrandonFisher: “I don’t even get sad anymore. Sad gets brandon.”

[Not A Regular Mom @shea_bird98]

Are you trying to be my corn hole partner at family functions or not?

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

Mr Marko: “anyone have any questions?”
Me: “can you round my C to an A?”

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

Hannah Vaughn: “dillyn you are not invalid”
Dillyn Boyd: “I am invalid”

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

“My daughter is a baby angel pumpkin princess.”
Mr. Marko

[anna 🌻 @annaoliver21]

dad: it’s icy out, please be careful.
me: yeah I know. You told me. Mom told me. I’ll be fine.
👍🏼👍🏼

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

Tessa Booth: “mmmmmm I love Little Caesar’s...hot ‘n ready”
Becca Glatz: “just like me”

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

*Carson Joyce and Cameron Stropoli literally attack each other*
*Joey Caruso in the corner of the room on his computer sings, “Why Can’t We Be Friends” by War*

[Abigail Windham @abbeywindham]

Chris: “how long have you and Aidan been dating?”
Anna: “over a year”
Chris: “wow...I wouldn’t be able to put up with you that long.”
Anna: “dang Chris!! why am I even here?”