Abbie Fowler

Leather jacket, No knickers

[Abbie Fowler @abbfowler]

@lucyshenton wicked game to playyyyyyy

[Abbie Fowler @abbfowler]

@CHARHOLE @NabsY91 @MikaFTweets @GraceFVictory @SHRstyling u 2 baby girl xxx

[Cher @cher]

Surely Shakespeare Wrote this quote,4 When Trump Had 2 PRAISE His Penis at The Sophisticated,GOP Debate. “METHINKS HE DOTH PROTEST 2 MUCH”

[Abbie Fowler @abbfowler]

@AmyAshmore_ sure

[Abbie Fowler @abbfowler]

@abbfowler - not pregnant if anyone was wondering. #THANKFUCK

[Abbie Fowler @abbfowler]

On the weekend I spent the last of my money on a pregnancy test, a waitrose carrot cake and single Budweiser.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

I'm officially handing over my Cockney Rhyming title to @Jeremy_Hunt

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Good night last night?" - Translation: You look like you slept in a small suitcase

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Suggest you ask my wife. RT @_brookesux:
is james blunt gay

[Abbie Fowler @abbfowler]

Someone's selling their gecko on depop. REALLY!?

[Abbie Fowler @abbfowler]

@abbfowler 90% of the time a vibrator can sort that out.

[Abbie Fowler @abbfowler]

Ever feel like there's something missing in your life? Like a hole that needs filling...

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to exit a window seat:
- Lean forward
- Gently touch headrest or bag
- Whisper "sorry"
- If procedure fails, stay on train forever

[Abbie Fowler @abbfowler]

@maisiecousins @georginalouisa I vote naked and socks too. Mmmmm

[Abbie Fowler @abbfowler]

@maisiecousins my goal of 2016 was to stop doing that.

[Abbie Fowler @abbfowler]

03.48 still up. Watching videos of bears. Someone put me down, or remove my brain.

[Abbie Fowler @abbfowler]

@JasmineGuida @rsnwtn