Abs

just a musical prostitute my dear (she/her)

[kieran @kieran_robs75]

Reinventing myself from next week onwards.. gonna be BIG #freshstart

[kieran @kieran_robs75]

THERE'S A REASON WHY (I NEVER RETURNED YOUR CALLS) 😄😄😄😄

[Lex 🪆 @lexspicelatte]

i would have been soooo good at being a peasant

[kieran @kieran_robs75]

Malia you fucking killed us, but with a week I won't forget for a long while; made insane by the lads😎🍺next stop Creamfields🔊🔥X

[kieran @kieran_robs75]

Does anyone know of/able to put me in touch with any Nutritionists? X

[kieran @kieran_robs75]

So many things I wanna do in Cardiff just shit having to do them alone😐

[kieran @kieran_robs75]

x1 ticad ar gael i gêm Cymru v Gwlad Pwyl nos fory, Canton Stand - dw i methu mynd!

x1 spare ticket available for Wales v Poland tomorrow night, Canton Stand - I can’t make it!

Face value of course 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[Dr. Farbod MBBCh FRCEM @EmergencyBod]

It's genuinely obscene that someone disrupted George Osborne's wedding day with a little orange confetti for all of 10 seconds.

It's literally the worst thing a person could possibly ever do.

He was Chancellor of the Exchequer for goodness sake.

Show some damn respect.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Ok I'll be the one to say it. The outside rungs of the clothes airer are reserved for the very best. The washing basket A-listers.

[Heddlu Dyfed-Powys Police @DyfedPowys]

🍕 “Hi, is that Dominos?” 🍕
That’s what a woman asked when she phoned 999 recently.
One of our incident handlers, Emma, replied by telling the caller she’d phoned police – only for the woman to ignore this and ask for a pizza ‘immediately’
⬇️⬇️⬇️

[Casual UK @CasualUK_]

Exactly 1 year ago today, the £85 Grinch visited

[Abs @abbie_yeo]

@ElinHafR They gave me a meat sausage roll before instead of the vegan so I messaged them on Twitter and they gave me a voucher lol. Doesn’t make up for it but it’s something 😭

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

Petition for ITV to show Coronation Street’s tram crash week from 2010 instead of the football 🤞