abbbbbbbbie

full-time receiver, teller, and lover of dad jokes

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

fun fact: makeup remover will not get rid of the bags under your eyes if it’s not mascara and just exhaustion

[Ashley Holton @aholton14]

i ship my parents so freaking hard

[Ashley Holton @aholton14]

when you and your roommates are secretly the cast of new girl

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

@aholton14 I mean we may need some new furniture for next year...

[Ashley Holton @aholton14]

women are simple, we just want chick-fil-a

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

from my dad- please please please read and share!!

#eliminatethecurve

https://t.co/CqJGLTPJHY

[Ashley Holton @aholton14]

home is where everyone understands princess bride quotes

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

@soprannasmoll @awalkingcircus Wow I love you almost as much as i hate these pictures

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

hi I miss spokane

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

necessary things to stay up late for:

your friend needs help

studying for an exam

late night snacks

making sure you dont lose a pirate pun battle with your boyfriend

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

@soprannasmoll I truly and honestly had no idea it was national cheeseburger day when I tweeted this... but my last name is Herberger so it feels fitting

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

days like today I am just really thankful for all the good things in the world like cheeseburgers

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

PR'd in eating this week by finishing off 3 loaves of zucchini bread in 6 days, how has your summer been going?

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

when lightening hits and you're in a hotel elevator... I honestly expected the whole thing to drop #twilightzone

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

honestly though why is the food in Thailand so much better than the food in America? Rude.

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

is it summer now? I can't tell

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

you can find @aholton14 , @pfinkie24601xx and I melting under the thailand sun IN LESS THAN A WEEK! LETS GOOOO☀️

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

Jadon left his lightsaber in my room next to my pig slippers and if that doesnt describe us perfectly then idk what would

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

not to be dramatic or anything, but I would kill for a chocolate chip cookie right about now 🍪

[abbbbbbbbie @abbieherberger]

I look in the mirror and either think,

"why do I look like a sack of potatoes?" or "dang I could walk the freaking runway right now!"

...there is no in between...