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[Rep. Summer Lee @RepSummerLee]

We moved to subpoena Elon Musk—an unelected billionaire with massive conflicts of interest, a personal vendetta + access to our most sensitive financial systems. But Republicans blocked it.

Who are they protecting? Because it sure isn’t the American people.

[Bean @xoBeanxo_]

absolutely not. your name and face should be required front and center if you’re going to have power over people’s lives.

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

Donald Trump has won the 2024 election.

Four years after launching an unprecedented attack on democracy and leaving the White House in disgrace, the convicted felon will return to Washington, DC, as the 47th president of the United States.

🔗: https://t.co/rznxBpYKMZ

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

I just voted!!! Don’t tell us what to do with our coochies!! #Kamala4President

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Tim Walz shouts out Taylor Swift at his rally in Wisconsin:

“Surround yourself with smart women […] That includes my fellow cat owner Taylor Swift. It’s really great to have all these women help us beat the smallest man in the world”

[onion person @CantEverDie]

average male joke: rape 😹😹😹

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

Trump is cooked 😭😭 https://t.co/4EBjMBmXOl

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Me if loving Chicken Caesar Wraps was a crime:

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Mr President what is your plan for cancelling my upcoming AfterPay payments

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

real

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

LMFAO

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

hi i’m alex and i will be ur server tn. before we start, are u mad at me?

[KC @whathefckisthis]

ASHTRAY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT #Euphoria #EuphoriaHBOMax

[prance @bocxtop]

damn adulthood rlly is just paying rent every month to be miserable in your room

[mony @moneycaa]

wtf did mac miller put in the spins that makes me feel excited about life

[KASSO STRONG 🇱🇷 @redrumkass5]

Me In The House On NYE watching y’all stories 😂😭

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I’m such a bad texter. Whenever I get a text, I boil my phone in a pot of water and shoot a pistol at it

[FRIENDS @FriendsTV]

You know the drill. 🎄