shakes

do the Harlem Shake

[anvita @vitamaybe]

in your 20s, there will be people partying till 5am and running at 6am. it's important that you do both

[leaf123 @notaweirdgirl]

how did homer have time to write the odyssey between looking after lisa and bart and maggie

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

that’s the store rochelle used to shop at

[007 @gramercyconsult]

The “whatsup Gang” i’m going to throw at this guy will break the sound barrier

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

Bryce young had the rams shook, they had to press the red button 😴

[the metten burger @themettenburger]

The Browns after trading Myles Garrett

[KYLE 🖕🏽 @thekillakay_]

Jared McCain have fun making TikToks in Cancun bitch

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

@JeffPassan Taylor Swift checking out that Guardians payroll

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

they actually put her out there

[Nikki Goel @MrNikkiG]

My toxic trait is Cavs in 7

[preethi @preethimasina]

yeah so that’s why

[bela ୭̥⋆*｡ saw marina 03/26 @venusflybela]

14 years ago, jesus released 'the bible'

[👽 @awwheyuu]

Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

There is zero reason you need to bring your golden doodle into Trader Joe’s

[bee 🌱 @ghoulrunnings]

i dare one of those "what song are you listening to" tiktokers to come up to me

[ryxn @itzryxxn]

what do you mean abby lee miller is stuck in the fuel protests in ireland 😭😭😭

[azzi fudd roty @paigebeuckers]

i’m actually in tears over this

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Jesus to his disciples today:

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Grady Sizemore

That guy rocked.