Emmit

silver apples of the moon, golden apples of the sun

[Emmit @emmitf23]

*Doesn’t check the whole sky to make sure*
Me: “Not a cloud in the sky”

[Emmit @emmitf23]

They really were not fucking around when they named it the Big Dipper

[Emmit @emmitf23]

Never once enjoyed a product that was 3D printed

[Emmit @emmitf23]

Thing everyone looks the same doing:

Moped
Looking for a golf ball in tall grass
Sticking hand in shoe and wiping it with a cloth
Leaning over to blow dry their hair
Using a swiffer
Pulling down the sliding door on a UHaul

[Emmit @emmitf23]

My favorite technology is DayQuil, the bicycle, a small blade, koi ponds, and

[Emmit @emmitf23]

The world is here offering itself to us and we’re all just trying to impact it

[Emmit @emmitf23]

I have ESP

[Emmit @emmitf23]

He’s a real ladies bug man

[Emmit @emmitf23]

Few phrases bear more weight than, “born and raised’

[Emmit @emmitf23]

We have to retire the term “dopamine hit”

[Emmit @emmitf23]

The two best traits in a guest are low expectations and great conversation

[goo.vision @goo_vision]

Highway

[boz @raawfingers]

how it feels to go back to liking your old interests

[Emmit @emmitf23]

Miso soup in my pocket

[Emmit @emmitf23]

He’s a real ladies bug man

[Emmit @emmitf23]

You just never know who’s walking around with impeccable music taste

[Emmit @emmitf23]

The women yearn for pockets

[Emmit @emmitf23]

Want me a modest house with bombastic landscaping