Abbi Stoli

London-based mum to a 3rd culture kid, food & fitness enthusiast, and social media nerd.

[Abbi Stoli @abbistoli]

The driver of the SWR 22:42 train to basingstoke announced the arrival times to all of the stations ahead so all the people in the train that might have drank a pint too many at the pub can set an alarm in case they fall asleep. 😂

Not all heroes wear capes ⏰👏

@SW_Help

[CBeebies @CBeebiesHQ]

🚨EXCITING NEWS🚨

Our NEW CBeebies House presenter, George will be starting soon! ❤️

He loves cooking and dancing, and he can't wait to be your friend.

🥘🕺🤗

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Nearly half a million views on this now. 👏👏👏

[The Associated Press @AP]

Egypt showcased an ancient tomb structure belonging to the cemetery complex of King Djoser, a pharaoh who lived more than 4,500 years ago, following extensive restorations of the site. https://t.co/g8WdtEii2U

[Abbi Stoli @abbistoli]

High ranking #Friday13th tweet 👏

[Semrush @semrush]

If you chant “Bloody Mary” 13 times into a mirror, a woman will appear and penalize you for keyword stuffing. #SEOSuperstitions #Fridaythe13th

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Friendly reminder…

Shop here >>> https://t.co/aBHKvqBgmB

[The Drum @TheDrum]

So much for everyone joining the Floc 🤷 https://t.co/4Zr7wG8xOJ

[Abbi Stoli @abbistoli]

Husband: But why don't you want to go to nursery?!
Child: *sigh* cause they make me work.

I feel your pain, kid

#parenting #terribletwos

[The Geographer @geographerstore]

Our fantastic #giveaway this month is a bundle of #ecofriendly products from our shelves! Includes #coconut bowls, #allnaturalsoaps & a #reusable #coffee cup. To enter, just FOLLOW us, RT & TAG your friends. UK only. #GiveawayAlert #ContestAlert #prize #COMPETITION #Goodluck

[Abbi Stoli @abbistoli]

Parenting is simply agreeing as partners that "we do not negotiate with terrorists" and then walking to the kitchen to get a biscuit to throw at your screaming child. #NailedIt #WednesdayThought

[Philadelphia_UKI @PhiladelphiaUki]

We thought we'd give the #BellPepperSandwich tiktok trend a go. We made ours with creamy Philadelphia Garlic and Herbs, sun-dried tomatoes, avocado, spinach, and olives. Very tasty, but is it worth the hype? You decide! Let us know what you think in the comments below. 👇🏻

[Kira Kosarin @kirakosarin]

Taylor Swift’s words for people with ambitions at the #Brits

“If you are being met with resistance that probably means you’re doing something new...

“If you’re experiencing turbulence or pressure, that probably means you’re rising...

(1/3)

[Abbi Stoli @abbistoli]

Been up since 4 am and did that insomniac idiocy of planning an imaginary trip back to the Philippines and now I'm properly depressed. 😩 MY BODY HAS NOT TOUCHED THE WARM TROPICAL SEA IN 2 YEARS HOW AM I Okay.

I miss home. 😔

[Abbi Stoli @abbistoli]

Feeling like chomping down on a box of @Mikado_UK and a hot tea in front of the telly but I need to work like a real adult. 😭 Is it the weekend yet

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

A single dose of a Covid vaccine can cut transmission of the virus by up to half, according to new research.

Dr Mike Tildesley talks #BBCBreakfast through the findings of a new study by Public Health England.

https://t.co/M9KkzXRCFc

[Abbi Stoli @abbistoli]

@ramblerin03 HAHAHAHA best picture ever

[Abbi Stoli @abbistoli]

@ramblerin03 Tell that to my two year old 😂 (That's an actual request please tell her)

[Abbi Stoli @abbistoli]

Every morning at 6am when my child starts singing "muuuuummmmmyyyyyy waaaake uuuup" I think to myself if it would be acceptable to keep her in a cot til she's 12 so I can continue to lie in my bed for a bit longer and pretend I can't hear it 😜 #parenting

[Abbi Stoli @abbistoli]

Why is the hardest part of working out actually getting started?! Tweeting this in my workout gear sat right next to the front door, should've been out for a run an hour ago 😂😭😂