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step-mom | art | bullshit

[abby @abbistoofab]

The amount of times I've opened my calculator instead of alarm clock is very, I would say alarming but obviously I can't find one

[abby @abbistoofab]

Lets go! Minted for free. THANKS @angarod1 @m4tkim @rhmarketing24 @mabsyte @huanghunguohou @KMAZnoclip @alexdlrge @Ambiksol @1202kojikoji @MacroWang007

[RED SPICE🌶 @redspice__]

We are happy to announce that our NFT collection mint starts now!

It will be available for 72 hrs from now.

Minting price: FREE + gas price.

You can mint it multiple times on our official website:
https://t.co/1BZTRfDm0U
(Connect wallet and follow MetaMask instructions)

[abby @abbistoofab]

Guys dont miss it, biggest event this year! @leepek123 @OPetrushevich @siskaxxx2 @metinexi @JohnPatRoach @bigwigwon @marrrcuus @Bahman99679913 @Rojboonyasiri @HansHeymanns

[RED SPICE🌶 @redspice__]

We are happy to announce that our NFT collection mint starts now!

It will be available for 72 hrs from now.

Minting price: FREE + gas price.

You can mint it multiple times on our official website:
https://t.co/1BZTRfDm0U
(Connect wallet and follow MetaMask instructions)

[abby @abbistoofab]

Best team ever! @OnurSnm28785624 @invest_tech @huuduynvc @Duba67 @Setelity @mysticgangsta @wenddy03 @CoolestCrypto @KSadkl81 @Byenda1Daniel

[RED SPICE🌶 @redspice__]

We are happy to announce that our NFT collection mint starts now!

It will be available for 72 hrs from now.

Minting price: FREE + gas price.

You can mint it multiple times on our official website:
https://t.co/1BZTRfDm0U
(Connect wallet and follow MetaMask instructions)

[abby @abbistoofab]

Minted 5 of them! Thanks ConsenSys and MetaMask! @ableowo @kiloseries @Sonny_Kiong @mimdalcrypto @OriginalMueller @Melissa20155892 @hadaoquang1 @wzrdk3lly @WizKid0107

[RED SPICE🌶 @redspice__]

We are happy to announce that our NFT collection mint starts now!

It will be available for 72 hrs from now.

Minting price: FREE + gas price.

You can mint it multiple times on our official website:
https://t.co/1BZTRfDm0U
(Connect wallet and follow MetaMask instructions)

[abby @abbistoofab]

Thanks The Magnus Archives for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 5,226 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/IXGSSHGwe1

And I definitely didn’t listen to it twice 😓

[abby @abbistoofab]

Thanks @weezer for spending 1,876 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Why Bother?. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/7gNzPXWBWi

[abby @abbistoofab]

I cleared all the notification bubbles on my phone and it’s so nice but also makes me think my phone is on so not disturb

[abby @abbistoofab]

Why is being an adult so hard. I just want my hair done but I work all week long blah do I use a vacation day or what?

[abby @abbistoofab]

How many different bands are just @greenday under a different name, so far I’ve found 3 others 🧐

[abby @abbistoofab]

Someone is going to have to pry @Weezer out of my cold dead hands before I stop listening to them

[abby @abbistoofab]

Why do people feel the need to listen to literally anything out loud in public. Like right now there’s someone listing to some crime drama at the fucking kids park

[abby @abbistoofab]

Being taken care of is when you go to the car and the owner picks fresh mint just for you from the balcony

[abby @abbistoofab]

Reasons Arthur can’t drive the car (apparently)

1. She doesn’t have thumbs
2. She would go crazy

Not included

1. She’s a dog

[abby @abbistoofab]

Why is it always around 7:00pm that people have to try and sell me shit at my door like business hours end at 5 sorry I’m not buying your bug spray leave me alone so I can eat dinner

[abby @abbistoofab]

Trying to make my website look good and searching for a better theme. Finds great theme. Cost $30 a month. Remembers why I use the one I have now.

[abby @abbistoofab]

@Sharoncat5 The fact that I want purple 😭😂😭😂

[abby @abbistoofab]

I need someone to take the red hair dye away from me. This is the third time I’ve ended up with a head of red after telling myself I don’t want to be red anymore. Why is it so addictive?

[abby @abbistoofab]

I think I figured out what’s wrong with me. My brain is like a Wikipedia article except every word is clickable and no one knows which one will accidentally be clicked on for the next sudden topic change

[abby @abbistoofab]

Why must I feel the need to shave my head and change my name every time I have a slightly negative interaction with a stranger

[abby @abbistoofab]

You know your stupid when the geek squad guys tells you to google something and you have now paid $300 for an issue you found in 2 seconds on google