Abby Luttschwager

Jake Jagielski Superfan

[Abby Luttschwager @abbsluttz]

My sister got in a Riverdale dance battle at her winter formal🤷🏽‍♀️😂

[Abby Luttschwager @abbsluttz]

Is looking up every product on shark tank to see if they got a deal before the end of the episode a beige flag or red flag???

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

when I answer 3 emails

[reb @rebmasel]

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

jasper when bella got a paper cut:

[chaotic cats @chaoticcatpics]

Open this thread to see pictures of cats through glass

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Living with my boyfriend is just me saying “stop doing that to the cat” and “put down the cat” and “you’re harassing the cat” a million times a day but somehow our cat likes him better

[Mindset Bolt @mindsetbolt]

There are 70 days left in 2022. Do these habits for the next 70 days and you will be unrecognisable in 2023:

[Abby Luttschwager @abbsluttz]

send me a picture of your baby and I’ll send you a picture of my cat what’s the difference

[Abby Luttschwager @abbsluttz]

My mom told my bf that she wanted to match her dress to his tie for @al_luttschwager’s wedding and now he won’t stop asking who my date will be… since he’s taken

[Abby Luttschwager @abbsluttz]

I had to ask my coworker how old I am today and when she told me 23, which is correct, I argued with her for like 5 minutes that I couldn’t possibly be that fucking old

[Abby Luttschwager @abbsluttz]

laying in bed so peacefully until my cat finds a bobby pin on my bathroom floor and starts loosing his shit

[🔥 🏠 with a Y 🏠 🔥 @wyntermitchell]

Currently feeling real dumb for how hard I laughed at this

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

That’s my emotional support stack of unread books on my nightstand.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Hank. His secret to a long and happy life is to simply go with the flow. He means this very literally. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Me replying to a serious message

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Let me be very clear: This ruling changes nothing in Minnesota today, tomorrow, or as long as I am governor. We will not turn back the clock on reproductive rights.

[Abby Luttschwager @abbsluttz]

My toxic trait is that I find it thrilling to mute people on social media

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Douglas. He saw you engage in brief conversation with the mailman. Can't believe you were fraternizing with the enemy. 12/10 keep your friends close and your mailmen closer

[maybe: clare @clur19]

really difficult being in your mid twenties, my friends are getting engaged and I’m getting an accutane prescription

[Abby Luttschwager @abbsluttz]

You know ur bf is a keeper when he asks for a fit check when you’re at the bar with the girls 👠