Girl’s ig story: Happy
me: oh fuck what’s coming next
Girls ig story: Birthday
me: Holy shit lmao
girls ig story: To
me: to who to who c’mon tell me
girls ig story: My
me: I’m dying here! spill it alrea
There isn’t anything more awkward than accidentally making eye contact with some stranger in a public place multiple times...I promise I’m not checking you out I’m basically just sleeping with my eyes open