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[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[sofia xcx @MEANT2BPOP]

Who is this…. This song … music is wow

["IVY" @OPENSORECH0RUS]

Being the Only One that Does Dishes in ur house will Twist ur Mental Images of your roommates into something Ugly and Inhuman

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1]

Leave me the fuck alone eIon I don’t want to play with your disgusting tool

[حمزة 𓂆 @probablyhamza]

Can't wait to take a shower put on my pjs and go to sleep (It's 8:00 am)

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in fat and sleepy to work

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to replace all my meals with ice cream

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

where is My white boy

[ERIS @ERISTHEPLANET]

Don’t do all that snoring round me where ur machine at?????

[kd @kdlovrr]

do you remember when we were all at school and we were all silly

[trin @lovelltrin]

never heard of a chocolate chip cookie having a parasite

[shea @lifeisavibeway]

The concept of my car getting towed is scarier than the sun blowing up

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

a new bombshell has entered hell

[໊ @buffys]

i miss sza where she at

[cameron @cambeserious]

nobody:

kenzie: #loveislandusa

[alba @tayapplesey]

big country dick is back in town

[iCarter @cartjams]

bella thorne joins the cast and convinces rue to move to nyc to star in a daily dance show with her

[･ﾟspreading positivity ☆ @aundrearunway]

i dont play about some ariana grande

[boss @boss_on_here]

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