abby👑

Don’t listen to your critics, listen to your fans- Michael Scott

[abby👑 @abby_esseily]

@alyssa_smiith can he do mine next

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Do you want to Come over and my Dog can bark at you for 15 minutes

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Pollen allergies are the result of too many male trees and not enough female trees. So once again, men.

[angie @hotsoggi]

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

[dust @lildustorm]

you turn 25 and suddenly no one’s playing beer pong they’re all just playing fucking corn hole

[Hybrid Athlete Guy @Hybridathlete]

One thing nobody tells you about having kids is how much money you’ll spend on blueberries.

[hey babes💕! @theerawestbih]

Being a mom is realizing that even when you’re on your last straw there is always a laster straw

[spooky liz 🎃 @lizaboth]

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?

[abby👑 @abby_esseily]

@BeckyTheChicken may for the first baby. off all summer & can recover from postpartum able to go outside. Then late August/september for the second kid so you don’t ruin the first child’s summer by not being able to swim for 6 weeks lol

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

There’s no way I’m working to 65. I don’t even know if I’m going to make it to 5pm today.

[𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝟑𝟒𝟒 𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 @Section344Lions]

Connor Hellebuyck (Commerce, Mich.)
Jack Hughes (Canton, Mich.)
Dylan Larkin (Waterford, Mich.)
Zach Werenski (Grosse Pointe Woods, Mich.)

The 4 players on the ice for the OT winner for USA

This is what we mean around these parts when we say #Hockeytown with pride.

[ESPN @espn]

OH MAMA DON'T YOU CRY 🦅

USA HOCKEY IS GOLDEN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1980 🥇🇺🇸

[abby👑 @abby_esseily]

@just_zutara wally had to take him through his scar to get to simon in the church/underground because simon had the watch, so mr martin would’ve seen the door during that time

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

yo what the FUCK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard because I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

[abby👑 @abby_esseily]

i wish apple’s spell check would actually help me spell words right instead of changing every word i spelled correctly to different words

[abby👑 @abby_esseily]

@wedontknow36 I saw Kam at the mall one time and was so star struck I couldn’t even speak for a few mins.😭 these ppl fake af

[𝓝. 𖤐🧸 @luvblessingz]

When I text “interesting” this how I be looking

[Ẹniọlá. @eniiola_]

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear the time to sigh has not come.