Abby Foust🌵✨💕

[Abby Foust🌵✨💕 @abby_foust]

If I had to sum up my stress level in one picture:

[Abby Foust🌵✨💕 @abby_foust]

Since the Ray Ban hack on my account was so successful, i think it’s time i started phase two—giving away this cursed Sunny Co swimsuit

[ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ @greenIight]

this is where i imagine hozier, florence welch and lorde come from https://t.co/Wfx90txnni

[Emma Raine @emmraine]

Unpopular opinion: the app “sprinkle of Jesus” sends messages that are wrong and NOT biblical

[Abby Foust🌵✨💕 @abby_foust]

Spoiler alert: he hasn’t https://t.co/I06jPW22sz

[Auntie Geezy @AngailtheGREAT]

Do you really “wanna get closure” or you want an excuse to talk to him again in case he has had enough time to come up with the right words to say for you to settle?

[Abby Foust🌵✨💕 @abby_foust]

@theaidancorona THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING ME

[Abby Foust🌵✨💕 @abby_foust]

Why do you still tweet like you’re a Will Ferrell parody account from 2013 https://t.co/l0QtREWc72

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Dear Mom,

Good job. You crushed it. I’m amazing.

Happy Mother’s Day

love,
Me

[Abby Foust🌵✨💕 @abby_foust]

Every time i listen to To Pimp a Butterfly

[Abby Foust🌵✨💕 @abby_foust]

Please don’t do this. Please. I’m begging you noooo https://t.co/up5avPJ4M1

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Beerbongs. Bentleys. Battlestar Galactica.

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Detective J.J. Bittenbinder is not amused by John Mulaney's jokes about him https://t.co/v7UyBUbni9

[Abby Foust🌵✨💕 @abby_foust]

@TacoBellTeam

[Abby Foust🌵✨💕 @abby_foust]

@blakemakeitrain

[Abby Foust🌵✨💕 @abby_foust]

Yes, pls reaffirm to me as you’re coming through the Starbucks line that you don’t like Starbucks as I’m writing your order on your cup. I for sure won’t think you’re pretentious or obnoxious. Thanks!

[ret @rad_milk]

ME: one's socioeconomic status is vastly predetermined by—
MIDDLE AGED UPPER CLASS WHITE WOMAN: my dog's middle name is marie

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

I know some of y’all took this as a jokey joke but if you genuinely relate to this..please be careful. If you’re struggling with an eating disorder..keep fighting. please try to get help. you’re stronger than you realize. don’t lose hope. you deserve recovery and peace. https://t.co/MuiHhbfP9P

[Abby Foust🌵✨💕 @abby_foust]

why are you yelling at Zack https://t.co/LsxAYyN8jy

[Neil @bigheadneil]

@SunniAndTheCity I bet anyone $20 that dude with the bullhorn have the Starbucks mobile app on his phone.

... with a balance on it.