Abby Beard Miles

interests include: pop culture & e-commerce & nba

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

@jbryanporter @grok bryan, finding glass topo has been similar to finding a rose gold trek in 2024!!!

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry has signed a shoe endorsement contract with Chinese company Li-Ning -- a landmark 10-year deal, sources tell ESPN. Li-Ning extends his Curry Brand venture globally and encompasses basketball products, athleisure, the ability for Curry to sign athletes under his brand, and a full golf line.

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

100% chance there is a video somewhere of me and @justin_miles35 interacting like this while talking about basketball and his past favorite players

[Alex Golden @AlexGoldenNBA]

Pacers TV had these fans on the broadcast, and she is NOT having it 😂

After he finally stops yapping, she says, “that’s you…what the f*** are you talking about?”

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

this is so important to me

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

WHY IT’S SO MANY JALENS IN THE NBA?! 🤔

Y’ALL EVER SEEN @JalenHurts and @SpeedyMorman in the SAME ROOM? 🤨

IT’S A JALEN INVASION AND I WANT ANSWERS 😤🤬

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

my two new nba side quests:
-magic home games on league pass. shout out Stuff the mascot - that guy is as wacky as they come.
-obsessing over AD having to wear glasses for the rest of his career. i bring it up at much as humanly possible.

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

imagine seeing this clip in 2021 🥲

[Oh No He Didn't 🤯 @ohnohedidnt24]

Dirk: "You guys had a tough loss obviously in OKC. How did you guys recover, what did you guys talk about?"

Steph: "Well first thing who hasn't had a bad loss against OKC at this point?" 🤣

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

@jbryanporter the porticia slack photo is diabolical

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

the nba had the chance to do the funniest thing ever and they did it. absolutely electric.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

🚨🚨🚨Opening Night of the 2025-26 NBA season on NBC on Oct. 21, per sources:

- Houston Rockets at Oklahoma City Thunder

- Golden State Warriors at Los Angeles Lakers

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

I fear I have corporate’d too close to the sun. whilst making my grocery list I wrote “EBITDA seasoning” instead of “EBTB seasoning”.

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

thank u, unproblematic king

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

@mollyhannahm upon seeing the news i literally said: i wonder what molly has to say about this

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

justin’s is just a 5x5 board that says “no WAAAAY dude” in every single square

[ThunderChats @ThunderChats]

My wife compiled a list of things I say a lot of the time during OKC games

Last night felt inappropriate to post but after sleeping on it, it’s pretty funny 😭

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

thank u magic johnson

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

I want to apologize to the Oklahoma City Thunder for underestimating them and not thinking they were ready to compete for a Championship.

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

thank u statmuse

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Fun Fact: 29 NBA MVPs attempted more free throws in their MVP seasons than SGA did this year.

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

you can have your fav nba players in the playoffs, and you can have your fav nba players at the met gala. but you cannot have both.

and that, my friends, is the saddest part about my intersection of interests.

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

the jurassic park x shai commercial was made for me and me alone

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

@mollyhannahm molly this is a devastating time for me - a thunder fan - to have you as my favorite nba twitter personality 😰

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

@jbryanporter hudson in cursive 🥹 this is awesome

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

how it started -> how it’s going

half marathon coming soon! 👀

[Abby Beard Miles @abbybmiles]

today justin found Neosporin in our home that expired in 2013. which, for reference, was when he was a sophomore in high school.

so here’s your remind to check medicine cabinet expiration dates lolol