abby

this is where I come to dump my thoughts. enjoy.

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@panerabread removed my favorite ever Spicy Thai chicken salad and all the recipes online for the vinaigrette are WRONG.

Please send me the recipe so I can make at home. 🥲

[abby @abbydanderson]

People thinking I am 12 years old: A series

Sales guy @ my door: Are your parents home?
Me: No this is my house

Housekeeper: Oh. I thought you were going to be much older.

Neighbor: Are you renting?
Me: No we own
Him: Oh 😳

Bahahhaha

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I’ve never felt more inspired than I have inside a Zara

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I am not having a good time. Lol

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Rainy Florida is a million times better than Drenchburg.

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My husband started using more emojis and now I’m uncomfy

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I get that love is a choice and all but sheeesh that is a very very hard choice sometimes :-)

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This cheese I just ate smelled like paint

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I went to Subway and I obviously got a girl that was training. Which is totally fine. Until I asked for spinach and she laid out 3… single… spinach leaves… 🥲

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I love noodles

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One week until I get a washer/dryer 🥲

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I’m basically an electrician now

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@tonigtravis Yes it’s been the worst ever 😂😂😂

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Don’t buy a house right now please take my advice 😂😂😂

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I genuinely forget how old I am regularly

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Also my anxiety is high

[abby @abbydanderson]

Just another tweet of me cringing about how much stuff I have brought to Goodwill

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Please 😌 say it 😌 to my 😌 face 😌

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My career is something I am super passionate about and I’m so happy next week is my last week working jobs that I’m NOT passionate about. 🥲

[abby @abbydanderson]

If you can’t tell this is my top emoji rn 🥲🥲🥲