Abigie Aimofumeh

#dopekid

[Sarcasm @Heissarcastic]

When a movie says "based on a true story" its automatically 100 times scarier.

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I don't care how small that spider is. I want it dead.

[Abigie Aimofumeh @abbygiae]

If GEJ nd PDP looked for chibok girlz d way dey are lookin for buhariz certificate,dey would have found em in a week #fact#

[Abigie Aimofumeh @abbygiae]

Fighting insurgency without intelligence is like boxin blindfolded

[Chris Swart @BwanaChris]

Long romantic walks to shoe shops are why I have trust issues

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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.

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"Are you single?" .. "No, I'm plural." .. "No, i meant are you free this Friday?" .. "No, I'm expensive." ;)

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On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me...

Nothing cause I'm single

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Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

[Abigie Aimofumeh @abbygiae]

@RaemondAli itz a pretty big faculty

[E-moh @EmohMUFC]

Got to review movies before downloading. #RottenTomatoes.

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

When I say "the other day" it can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago.

[Archie @King__ita]

Painfully, Many people don't know this RT @PeterAmayo Don't force people to take your opinion. Its very disrespectful and rude.

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you sick
me: IT'S MY FACE

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(336): You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?

[Sarcasm @Heissarcastic]

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Hackers accused of performing cyberattack on Sony Pictures mock FBI in new statement. http://t.co/TJL67e3r8s

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

Everybody logging on Instagram

[Litman @iam_Litman]

African parents don't play, u gotta greet them properly, even on the phone from another planet