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[abby @abbyhein1]

IMPRACTICAL JOKERS IN MADISON @truTVjokers

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Where were you when I rhymed Mansion with Wiscansin?

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

does anyone want to play outside after work

[myla @margaritamyla]

i think your boss should update you every hour to tell you they are not mad at you

[trash jones @jzux]

oh you love me? name three diseases i think i have

[trash jones @jzux]

what doesn’t kill you makes you kind of nervous for the rest of your life

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

If you get arrested and you go to jail and you’re wearing your contacts but like you need to take them out at night and u don’t have your glasses on you then are they gonna give you opti free or just let you be blind or will they let someone bring your glasses or no

[khi @khifairy]

the worst part about dating a man is the youtube videos like… no i do not want to watch cave exploring videos at 10am

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

The winner of the World Cup will receive a contract with Elite Model Management, a Seventeen Magazine cover including a six-page fashion spread, and a $100,000 deal with CoverGirl cosmetics

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

does anyone know what antidepressant cocktail Daphne Sullivan is on

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

something i love to do when im feeling normal is listen to songs that literally rip me to shreds

[Donna 🦆 @DonnaDotPaella]

I don't know if you guys realize that there is now a (very famous) precedent for how saying publicly that you are a victim of domestic violence, without naming your abuser, is considered defamation

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

is it normal to mutter "i'm gonna kill myself" every time you remember saying something mildly weird to a person

[⭑ @ghostwurlds]

sorry i can’t hang out i have to sit in my room and feel weird

[Anya Volz @AnyaVolz]

why meet anyone on "the apps" when i could permanently alter the dynamics of my close friend group???

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

How can I make this football game about me

[Drew @itslithoe]

I love driving alone cause if the song slaps ima play it 18 times in a row

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

I can literally feel this tequila running through my body

[Simone @HeySim1]

Greg: *breathes*
Bachelor Nation:

#TheBachelorette #BacheloretteABC

[Sam Li @TheSamLi]

Happy Independence Day! Caught the fireworks over Breese Stevens last night in Madison.