abby jean

trying to save the world / professional kardashionologist

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why do people act this way

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@prisonculture I'll definitely miss having the small daily reminders of your thinking (especially during the recent supreme court decisions). Thanks for being available here and in whatever form you can in the future.

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@bthny do you want to blue sky?

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@actualeesimpson glad this was one of the 600 I saw today

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always relevant

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Perennially relevant https://t.co/ByETj90i0l

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every time i get a letter from my insurance company, i cry. they sure have fancy administrative ways to say "fuck you"

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@meloukhia i hear that for you and also for my household. it is really the worst.

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@meloukhia time has no meaning, early this week could mean three weeks from now

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@thewordunheard i thought oh no, what a waste, and then i realized in how many more public places i am going to cry in the next year, in the next month. starting that spreadsheet.

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@thewordunheard that is a good tip and i need to get on it

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@thewordunheard i feel like i should have kept a map of the public places in which i've cried in the past months. added a new one this morning.

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donna martin is getting an award from the city for being stupid enough to try to rescue a deer during a wildfire instead of being billed for the rescue resources she required

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@shayshinecastle you deserve another margarita, for sure!

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@mondosalvo IT'S HAPPENING

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@mondosalvo i got one! and i found you there!

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@sesmith i have some lessons

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@whosebob it is rainy and cold here but i am bookmarking for july

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@_roseability https://t.co/VwfmU90Oti

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about to turn the heat on on june 13th, the hail drifts from the inch of hail yesterday are still in the yard. i am not ready for steadily increasing extreme weather.

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use the fucking style guide, you assholes

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when it's time for microsoft word to autogenerate the table of contents and you learn that some members of the group project did their internal headers allllll kinds of fucked up