abby

[Digital Migrant @DigitalMigrant1]

and 9% melon.

[joe @skotnado]

So you’re telling me your son dried these tomatoes?

[eco sister @hiitaylorblake]

I want a sugar free sugar daddy. ZERO SUGAR, lots of money. Lmk.

[tiz @tizzhere]

I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the pringles holder on the treadmill

[abby @abbyjjohnson]

@realDonaldTrump Oh my GOD this is painful to read

[chu @chuuzus]

is everyone ok?

[romer @romer2romer]

Instead of confronting an issue I prefer to just let it blow up in my face

[kelly @kelllicopter]

you know after the second or third time the duck walked up to the lemonade stand the vendor really should’ve considered getting some grapes to sell him that’s just simple supply and demand

[lil tea thot @fairythotmom]

you’re a fucking idiot if you vape/juul/whatever and you weren’t previously addicted to cigarettes. like you STUPID stupid for giving yourself an addiction just to breath flavored air and look like a dweeb don’t @ me

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

Fun fact:

Gambling is illegal in Hawaii but totally legal in Nevada.

Question:

Should Hawaii be able to prosecute Hawaiians who go to Vegas to gamble?

If you answer NO, you are just scratching the surface of the breathtaking unconstitutionality of the Georgia abortion ban

[abby @abbyjjohnson]

SoooOO twitter banned my acct in february & just gave it back w/ no followers lmao so thats my life now😩

[abby @abbyjjohnson]

@Imnotdry @Pommainville98