abby

[critter @BecomingCritter]

the fact that people think this is fake is blatant misogyny

[B. @shall0wabyss]

“fucking the text man for texts” is still one of society's most influential works

[Contra @BoldfaceJames]

Cease & Desist is a funny ass term. that shit say stop and stop

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

in my room having 4 years worth of thoughts in 5 minutes

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Fuck it put her on Mount Rushmore

[hahank @chicogrande1937]

going on a walk is like hanging out with the entire world

[Rusty @ImSmilingRn]

Feudal lord with ocd having to open and close his drawbridge 6 times before he can sleep

[Astropics @astro4pics]

Eruption on Mount Etna in Sicily creates an effect in the sky that looks like a flaming phoenix.

[tay @hairball1952]

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

[Corby Davidson @corbydavidson]

Ok. I can’t believe this just happened. My kid is sitting in a beach chair with his hand casually in the sand, & suddenly goes “oh my god look.” He pulls up a girls wedding band. It says “April 16, 2016 I love you.” This was gone FOREVER until now. Seagrove, Fla…Find this lady!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[Holden N. Mafeelings @necrobranson]

Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

Saying im rubbing one out when scratching my eye