We open up again this Saturday night and then Fridays and Saturdays throughout October as well as select Sundays and Thursdays! See the calendar and find a day to get Distracted! #FearSpawns#FearDistracted
We can’t do anything about your choices to go downstairs, but we can keep you with your friends and family together and having fun at Distracted Haunted House!
To keep you safe and healthy, instead of waiting in traditional line, we'll use a virtual queue line with texting
Quit sending Xenninials and Millennials things to print at home. We don't have a printer. And if we do, we haven't found the power cord from our last move. We had been surviving on secretly using our work printers for years.
DO NOT VOTE FOR KANYE WEST— it’s a tactic to get millennials to split democratic votes away from Biden so MAGA can get 4 more years in. We all know Kanye and Trump are homies, don’t be stupid and give them what they want.
If church leaders can ask our girls to wear a tee shirt over their swim suits, cover their shoulders, and not wear leggings or shorts to church activities, they can also ask people to wear masks to church. And send them home if they don’t.