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[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

@Woaahitszoe This is just boyfriend terminology in my world 😂

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

@KolbyMo Ur like 12

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

@SheeeRatchet @PaytonJanning Tyler is getting two potatoes at the wedding (#2 vodka) so you should too???

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

@kennedymthomsen You and your mom are too much alike!! 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

Blake educating us on his day at school.. “Did you know Santa has 3 girlfriends? Ho, ho, ho!”

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

me:why don’t you sleep downstairs tn
blake:nah i wanna be with mom and dad
me:how long ya plan on doin that
blake:eh pry won’t go to college

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

She was dead serious too.. and spelled it wrong

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

Know how when you get a dressing room they ask you your name and write it on the door?
Momma Sus just told the girl her name was Felicia
LOL

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

Most moms remind their kids to brush their teeth and make their beds.. Today, Momma Sus reminded Blake to keep his snap streaks going 🤦🏽‍♀️

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

@torischarf https://t.co/x21k6SsHsY

[relatable @byreIatable]

college is great bc u always have all ur tests around the same time so instead of failing one test a week you can fail four

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

@mellencamp98 @torischarf

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don't reply too quickly here kolby 🙄

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

blake "mom, where do babies come from?"

mom "i'll tell you when dad gets home"

blake "well can i just look it up online?"

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

*mom makes spaghetti squash*

blake "we're not in prison. stop making prison food."

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

kolby just called mom for the first time since he moved out a month ago and she answers "you're not in jail, are you?" #goals

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

(11 year old) Blake told mom he's going to DMACC in Carroll so he can still sleep in our parents bed 😂

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

@kmertz14 @PaytonJanning seriously me 🙋🏽🙋🏽

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

@chaserupiper me!!!!

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

I'm a strong believer in only doing things YOU wanna do. Life is too short to try and please everyone.

[abby molinsky @abbymolinsky]

@MorganEischeid @jessipotty dying at this omg morgs