Slatts

hold my corn

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

*when jorja spots mom in the car behind you*

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

@KelseyRaeKeith This is not the attitude we are bringing into 2021 missy

[chriscjackson on Bluesky @ChrisCJackson]

“Guess who can still tweet motherfuc-”

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

@lydiaslattery Jimmy😂😂

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

@lydiaslattery NOOOOOO😭

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

@KelseyRaeKeith But why

[Keith Murphy @KeithMurphy]

Governor Reynolds declares new public health emergency. New proclamation effective at midnight:

Gatherings limited to 25 people indoors, 100 outdoors unless everyone over age 2 wears a mask.

Sports: 2 spectators per athlete. That changes state football.

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

@AlexBLinden I spent an hour distracting students for trump on the phone today

[Jay Bookman @jaysbookman]

It's also important to point out that if a billionaire businessman can legally pay just $750 in federal income taxes, then tax laws need to be changed and Congress has a legit policy reason to get access to Trump's returns.

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

I thought this tweet was made from a fake account for second, that is just how stupid he is.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Democrats will open up their states on November 4th, the day after the Election. These shutdowns are ridiculous, and only being done to hurt the economy prior to the most important election, perhaps, in our history! #MAGA

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

@kmack4468 So let’s say a patient is obese and gets COVID. The patient ends up passing away not from their obesity (they have been overweight for years and had been managing it), but from their NEW diagnosis of COVID. Does that help?

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

No. No. No. The CDC stated that 6% of patients that died from COVID had no underlying health conditions (diabetes, hypertension, obesity, etc) before contracting the virus.

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

did you guys think this one through or

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

Which university will go fully online first?

[ashton kutcher @aplusk]

Where is the federal relief for Iowa? 10m acres of crops have been destroyed. Houses. Communities. Wake up federal gov! What because it’s not called a tornado or hurricane you don’t need to act fast? Come On!!

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

@karlaknobbe The way you said pharmacist got me 😭😭😭

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

This tweet is just so I can remember my last night with @TowJessica and @AJPott21

[Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez]

We've gotta send kids back to school so one day they can be doctors and scientists, and everyone can ignore them.

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

@joshthorson4 how did that work out?

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

Jesh got a girl

[University of Iowa @uiowa]

We stand in solidarity with the international community and voice our objection to new harsh and unnecessary Department of Homeland Security guidelines in the strongest possible terms and pledge to lend all the assistance and reassurance we can during these troubled moments.

[Slatts @slattsofIC]

@Jordanfitz1 I know we don’t know each other well, but I just wanted to say your kids are soooo lucky to have you. You put them first and I can tell ❣️