Abby Slager

lactose intolerant

[bee @SvddenRezzbian]

i don't have daddy issues it's my dad who has issues

[Dr. Johnny @drjohnny__]

Total budget for Jack Harlow halftime show = $49.99

[abigail @stepyoutake]

yea because it’s the ERAS tour and a bunch of us WERE 13 during the fearless era. get out of our house!!!

[B&S @_B___S]

ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN

[molly @molllllusk]

taylor swift breaking up with the person she wrote peace about has the potential to be absolutely catastrophic for the girls

[rom ❤️‍🔥 @romaricharlz13]

I'M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR (OH)
SAID, "I'M FINE, " BUT IT WASN'T TRUE I DON'T WANNA KEEP SECRETS JUST TO KEEP YOU AND I SNUCK IN THROUGH THE GARDEN GATE EVERY NIGHT THAT SUMMER JUST TO SEAL MY FATE (OH)

[Abby Slager @abbyslagerr]

if you saw me throwing up on the side of the highway just now…. no you didn’t

[Abby Slager @abbyslagerr]

decided that before cody and I move into the house that I’m getting rid of all clothes that don’t spark joy (haven’t worn in the last 5 years) gbye to my favorite sweatpants from 2013 :’)

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me checkin my phone to see what i missed while i was sleep

[Abby Slager @abbyslagerr]

3-4 cups of black coffee, a Diet Coke, and a Celsius a day keeps the doctor away am I right??

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

my Christmas tree is up

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

I think people who “like” bloody Mary’s are lying

Cold vodka tomato soup? Let’s be serious

[Abby Slager @abbyslagerr]

#thankful #grateful #blessed that my family doesn’t:
1. Run 5ks on thanksgiving
2. Dress up to eat food that makes you bloated

[rico @somethinglovely]

after telling my friends the most traumatizing shit that's ever happened to me

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Never met a 34 year old Cody. Working on a theory that every Cody gets executed after 7th grade

[Cari ❤️‍🔥 @skippingdown16]

Ticketmaster is my boyfriend, Ticketmaster is a god, Ticketmaster is the breeze in my hair in the weekend, Ticketmaster is a relaxing thought

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Friend: "Send me that picture we took last night, we probably look so good!"

The picture: