Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be
(realizing a guy stopped listening 4 minutes into me talking about how I’m in my applesauce and Sudoku era) Wowwwww. he must be addicted to pornography
ADHD is remembering a birthday a week in advance, forgetting on the actual day, feeling too much shame to text, buying a late gift, never mailing it, and letting the guilt haunt you for a decade
*popping a Zyn, sipping a Celsius, hitting the cart, eating Chipotle with extra e. coli, all while wearing polyester pants* so how concerned should I be about this hantavirus?
the biggest enshittification that ive seen post-2020 is every customer-facing job running off a skeleton crew cause every company realized that they can *technically* survive off of it and increase their profits in the process
instead of meal prepping on sundays, have u considered taking an impromptu and cost ineffective trip to the grocery store every single day of the week?
One thing I hate about having ADHD is how unbelievable it sounds sometimes. Lmao I be wanting to explain myself but honestly it just sounds like a bunch of hoopla
women love the dr. seuss fruits. unclear why. they are not satisfied with the normal bounty of this earth. persimmon: what is that? men do not know. imagine going to your male friends house and he offers you a gooseberry. unfathomable.