Abby

The world is dying, go out and experience it before it’s too late, learning new perspectives is healing #JusticeForArtpop

[Evan DeSimone @MediaEvan]

I feel like no one has done the definitive piece about how exciting new restaurants and bars are regularly getting nuked by TikTok influencers.

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[titi💐 @sourflk]

sinto que é sempre a olivia rodrigo que chora pra dua lipa poder sorrir

[Nimori @AdunaicMolester]

Just had an extra slice of bread with my eggs for breakfast. Starter house got pushed back another 40 years.

[Blake Dodge @dodgeblake]

It’s like unironically the biggest investment in women’s health ever

[Lesbian Rod Serling 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇷 @LRSerling]

My inability to do transitions as an adult genuinely fucks my life

[kaley @rowdytellezbian]

Idk why we are telling people to bring sandwiches to work when deli meat is quite literally a class 1a carcinogen

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Nobody is more surprised than your boss hearing about your PTO for the second time.

[helena riley @freshhel]

(realizing a guy stopped listening 4 minutes into me talking about how I’m in my applesauce and Sudoku era) Wowwwww. he must be addicted to pornography

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Impulsive spending is really one of the most unaddressed forms of ADHD self harm.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD is remembering a birthday a week in advance, forgetting on the actual day, feeling too much shame to text, buying a late gift, never mailing it, and letting the guilt haunt you for a decade

[low yield lucy @picotop]

*popping a Zyn, sipping a Celsius, hitting the cart, eating Chipotle with extra e. coli, all while wearing polyester pants* so how concerned should I be about this hantavirus?

[kendall @superiorsantina]

the biggest enshittification that ive seen post-2020 is every customer-facing job running off a skeleton crew cause every company realized that they can *technically* survive off of it and increase their profits in the process

[chase @_chase_____]

instead of meal prepping on sundays, have u considered taking an impromptu and cost ineffective trip to the grocery store every single day of the week?

[zade @tyl0saur]

everybody can diss lizzo but i was blasting juice in 2019 idgaf

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

One thing I hate about having ADHD is how unbelievable it sounds sometimes. Lmao I be wanting to explain myself but honestly it just sounds like a bunch of hoopla

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

whenever I buy food now it’s $17 and I’m like “okay that’s fine.” but privately it is not fine.

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

women love the dr. seuss fruits. unclear why. they are not satisfied with the normal bounty of this earth. persimmon: what is that? men do not know. imagine going to your male friends house and he offers you a gooseberry. unfathomable.