Abby

ucsb alum

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

so no one ever manipulated the market before this week do i have that right

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text

[kelly @kelllicopter]

me after learning about the stock market against my will

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

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Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

I want student loan debt canceled even though I don’t have student loans for the same reason I want public schools funded even though I don’t have kids.

There’s no punch line or quip here, it’s just that I don’t hate other people nor do I enjoy their suffering.

[KPMoore @KPMoore8]

A homeless guy asked me for money today. I looked in my pocket and all I had was a $20 bill. "Do I really want this money going towards drugs"?, I thought to myself. "Nah"! So I gave him the $20.

[ABC News @ABC]

📸: The First Dogs arrived at the White House Sunday, including Major, the first rescue dog ever to live in the White House.

The Biden family wanted to get settled in the White House before moving Champ and Major from Delaware to Washington, per First Lady Jill Biden’s office.

[Laå 🐾 @iitsLaa]

u ever listen to a song n remember exactly how life used to be when u first heard it

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

americas diverse opinions should be celebrated. for example, half of the country thinks more people should have healthcare. the other half says storm the capitol because adrenal gland drinking satanist pedophiles have rigged the election with 5g? or something. a land of contrasts

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Biden is president and Jojo Siwa is gay.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow, this did not go well for Madison

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

this adulting shit is stupid can i go back to eating dirt and thinking i could be in the olympics

[gay spence 🍉 @spnncer]

without saying anything, tell me how long you’ve been on the internet

[abby govindan @abbygov]

remember in 2019 and 2020 where we were all like "why is January so long" and this year it literally went by in the blink of an eye.......we live in a simulation

[Tess Harkin @Tess_Harkin]

If I was President this is what I would ask to be sworn in with

[Bailey Warren @FirstDogBailey]

animal shelter The mf White House

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!