abby zoobrickie

✨just keep me where the light is✨

[abby zoobrickie @abbyzee]

49% of my life is having a nervous stomachache about doing things, 2% is doing things, the other 49% is being so happy I did something.

[abby zoobrickie @abbyzee]

buzzfeed comparing Taylor Swift’s new album to Sufjan, Mitski and Lucy Dacus is really the last thing I needed on a very Monday Monday

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Has everyone stopped to meditate on the fact that an 87-year-old woman on chemo has to keep working full-time, full-force, because she's quite literally the only thing stopping the country's full slide into fascism?

[Louis @ZigAZagAah]

Jan 2020 vs. Dec 2020

[Ben Crump @AttorneyCrump]

#BreonnaTaylor was alive for 6 MINUTES after being fatally shot by LMPD officers in the hallway. She fell to the floor, coughing as she struggled to breathe, fighting for her life. But LMPD made no effort to save her... they left her to die. #SayHerName https://t.co/4xu7sFCPl1

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I mean, cool survey, but I feel like America’s overall favorite fetish recently is humiliation.

[abby zoobrickie @abbyzee]

GOD HELP US

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Breaking: Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said she is being treated for liver cancer but remains “fully able” to perform her work at the Supreme Court https://t.co/oNiOrSk4Q8

[abby zoobrickie @abbyzee]

@marissanicoleee It’s a real thing

[abby zoobrickie @abbyzee]

Literally no they don’t.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

New Englanders swear by bread in a can

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

*Record scratch*

You’re probably wondering how we ended up in this situation!

This is what happens when you elect a president who doesn’t believe in science & has zero regard for human life.

[Timothy Simons @timothycsimons]

we are a failed state led by a madman who is pitching canned goods and there is no number of american dead that will make any difference to him.

[Rob Zappulla @rob_zappulla]

High-speed Internet access should be free ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

This is some of the most bizarre, flat-earther, word salad I've ever heard:

"The President wants the schools... open and full. The science should not stand in the way of this."

Moments later:

"The science is on our side here."

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

Hey Siri: show me where “pro-life” fits into kids in cages and teachers on ventilators.

[abby zoobrickie @abbyzee]

me @ 2020

[abby zoobrickie @abbyzee]

@AsNellTells Hahaha exactly! I’m from NY but I remember as a kid finding out that was a thing and my family tried it and couldn’t believe it 😂 but I’ve lived in NE for 3 years now and have not heard of anyone “swearing by” canned bread

[Adam Phillippy @aphillippy]

Throwback to 5 years ago when Tony Fauci, at 74 yo, was suiting up to treat an Ebola patient himself because he "wanted to show his staff that he wouldn't ask them to do anything he wouldn't do himself". This is what leadership looks like. https://t.co/QctW672ykC

[COLiN BURGESS @Colinoscopy]

I took the covid written test today

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Trump 2020:

I will protect your statues.

I will protect your beans.

Your grandmother is on her own.