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[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

not impressed by ppl with limited screen times. What’s impressive is spending 7 hours a day on Instagram looking at hotter, more successful people and still finding the strength to go on & do it all again tomorrow. that’s what grit & resilience is.

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

The fact it’s 17 years ago since Max and Stacey’s iconic affair reveal. It feels 2 days ago. Eastenders always leaves the nation gagged at Christmas

[~ @abcdecgmad]

i need it to come back SOSOO bad

[jewish brat @ajewishbrat]

yeah but once you turn 25, you’re so back

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

I love reading kafka's diaries when i'm having a bad day because no matter what kind of day I'm having, he was having a worse one.

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

stomach hurts because i had too many snacks, but they were all good. life is full of consequences but also blessings

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A lion pushes its child without knowing it is water

[H Em Sin @H_Em_Sin]

was he in prison for being too funny

[🌱and_dc🌱 @and_dc55]

My brain after i try something new and im not instantly a pro at it in 5 seconds

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

if i couldn’t say “that’s fair” ever again id probably end it all within 45 minutes

[graet @graetgalaxy]

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

[sophia @charliyuri]

happy international lesbian day

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life