Mother of Pearls

great tits and correct opinions

[Mother of Pearls @abcdefyourdad]

would you rather:
1. be honest to your therapist
2. overshare on twitter

[Mother of Pearls @abcdefyourdad]

Aaron rogers admitted to taking Percocets we have to do something

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

[Mother of Pearls @abcdefyourdad]

No more gay son thot daughter. Only Ilya and Shane

[Mother of Pearls @abcdefyourdad]

Normalize reading smut in public

[:( @azfeelin]

when i joke about my lore but then i remember

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

A lot of you guys are miserable because you don't do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week

[Mother of Pearls @abcdefyourdad]

Guys I’m so fucking scared rn (feeling happiness)

[ً @cryst6ls]

how it feels to say “girl fuck you” to a man https://t.co/tm2VmNINti

[Mother of Pearls @abcdefyourdad]

In the process of de-centering men while in a relationship with one and I’ve never been happier

[Mother of Pearls @abcdefyourdad]

Hurry everyone take Tylenol

[Tara @EmbracingTara]

*screaming into the void*

IT IS A POLITICAL RALLY

MEMORIALS AREN'T HELD AT STADIUMS

MEMORIALS DON'T HAVE HEADLINERS

SUZIE WILES IS A HEADLINING ACT

IT'S A POLITICAL RALLY

IT'S PROPAGANDA

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

you are 20 why do you have a husband

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad"

to

"Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"

[Mother of Pearls @abcdefyourdad]

I am bringing the giggles to Goldman Sachs

[Mother of Pearls @abcdefyourdad]

The little ass that could -Soren

[Mother of Pearls @abcdefyourdad]

This isn’t what he shot for

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Shein’s website appears to use Luigi Mangione’s face to model a spring/summer shirt.

[Mother of Pearls @abcdefyourdad]

Working an 8-5 sucks bc my morning poop always hits at 8:02am. I miss having my morning poops at home 💔💔

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

…with a job offer!

[Mother of Pearls @abcdefyourdad]

Life is literally all about catching up with your friends

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

being normal performatively