Abdallah

I'm dying. just not fast enough

[Abdallah @abdalanaser_]

@rousaiditanyway عشان فيه Growth hormone

[Gary Marcus @GaryMarcus]

For those wondering:

I am not buying SpaceX.

I am not shorting SpaceX.

I am staying the F away.

Why? Because the “float” is so thin, it’s easy to manipulate the stock. (If you don’t know what that means, you are definitely in for a ride.)

I want no part of it.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

“So you bought gold at $5.5k few months ago because you thought it could reach $8k?”

“Yes, Dave.”

“And now you want to sell it at $4.1k to buy the SpaceX IPO at a $1.77 trillion valuation because you think it can 10x?”

“That’s correct, Dave.”

[Abdallah @abdalanaser_]

twitter chat is fked. bot accounts are rampant. notifications are destroyed and non existing.

[Karol @KarolCodes]

Bad news, Claude Fable 5 earns more per hour than you. Your window to escape permanent underclass just closed

[Shocky @illogically7]

Yk at first you do the 6-7 ironically to relate to the kids...then you get addicted to it. Every time someone says those numbers in that order your arms can't help themselves. They just do it. Pope Bob is not immune to this.

[shira @shiraeis]

who knew takeoff would be fun

[Abdallah @abdalanaser_]

Being a beer guy was not in my cards for 2026

[Abdallah @abdalanaser_]

The drama 10/10

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I just finished an intake session with a 34-year-old working mom with ADHD.

The way she described her 5:00 PM post-work crash explained executive dysfunction better than any medical journal.

She said:

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This is what actual range looks like because this dude has been in Marvel, Star Trek, LOTR, The Boys, Doom, Judge Dredd and somehow none of his characters feel like the same actor

[Whacktose Intolerant @MillyTamarez]

What do you mean Bryan Johnson is doing his weird science shit on his girlfriend but its probably the most comprehensive and highly funded research in women's health and he is probably going to cure endometriosis ?????

[Abdallah @abdalanaser_]

The Boys finale delivered.

[Domhnall (Cogito) @CogitoEdu]

When the USA invaded South East Asia the region became the largest heroin producer on earth. When the USA invaded Afghanistan it became the largest heroin producer on Earth. Probably a coincidence.

[Abdallah @abdalanaser_]

@somtimesmarioma معاهم inderal 10mg و تمام بس ارمودافنيل هيبوظ النوم و التركيز بعد فترة

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

THIS is how it is done

THIS is the economic power Democrats MUST learn.

[Eman @Eman1410141]

خامس بوست أقرأه عن أطفال سكر نوع أول موقفين الأنسولين خلال ٤٨ ساعة

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

He said my girl’s pussy is the most edible out there. He said he’s eating Wagyu pussy, grass fed, free range