🗣 Joe Cole: "What annoyed me about the announcement with Alonso was, we were still on air, Chelsea just lost the FA Cup final.
There's been one of these big journalists who I know is connected to the club, so they leak things through the big journalists, you've got the Twitter followers and all that.
I don't like that PR nonsense. They've announced it half an hour before the end of the show, and that makes me cautious about the future, are they actually changing, because if you're going to change, even in your blueCo, you go right, you need to be honest, you made the mistakes you've made, and fans don't want to be PRed.
They just want to be told we've made a mistake, we've come in, we've wasted a lot of money, and now this is what we do, we're going to go with Xabi Alonso, and we're going give him complete ownership on the club and we are going to trust him."
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🚨 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Désiré Doué has scored or assisted 5 goals in his last 5 Champions League games:
• Two goals vs. Monaco
• An assist vs. Monaco
• An assist vs. Chelsea
• Blank vs. Chelsea
• Goal vs. Liverpool.
Condom could’ve prevented this kind of nonsense
When will some of y’all women learn to take responsibilities of your actions
Looking at you I don’t think you’ll ever be ready to apologize to your man for your wrong actions
You know it’s possible your friend was jealous of you so she arranged with the prophet
Cos why was it after everything was set that she now suggested that, very evil girl
And your ex should have calmed down and treated the matter urgently, that was very bad of him
Don’t worry babe, God has great plans for you❤️