AK 🇵🇸

[Jnsn @jnnssnsn]

It’s nice to know Sony is prepared to go all digital. Ps network is DOWN and I CAN’T play any of my DIGITAL games

[AK 🇵🇸 @abdullah__mmk]

So happy to never be supporting this shite Portugal team ever again

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Please don’t ever let Roberto Martínez get his hands on another super team again.

Bloke single handedly wasted Belgium and Portugal’s golden generations.

[AK 🇵🇸 @abdullah__mmk]

No Portugal tears because they know they were straight ASS

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

You can take the man out of the presenting chair but you can't take the presenter out of @GaryLineker 😅

[AK 🇵🇸 @abdullah__mmk]

SCENES 🇮🇶

[AK 🇵🇸 @abdullah__mmk]

Say Wallah I’m seeing RuneScape on PS5

[AK 🇵🇸 @abdullah__mmk]

@tennisjames85 Day 10 CC secured ✅ 4 years in a row through post-ballot just needs perseverance

[AK 🇵🇸 @abdullah__mmk]

@tennisjames85 I refreshed the page so much that I’ve been restricted from the website because of potential bot activity 😂😂

[Scott Saunders @__scottsaunders]

First day of the season. Just as a reminder.

[Overton @overton_news]

Joe Rogan tells Theo Von to his face he’s “losing his f*cking marbles” during the latest episode of the podcast.

Rogan then urged him to get off antidepressants after Von went on a bizarre rant.

VON: “It’s all just a cat and mouse game.”

“People are like, ‘we’ll elect the Democrats next time.’ But it’s all...the same sh*t has been happening forever.”

“They haven’t been helping anybody forever.”

“They’re letting f*cking politicians slurp on kids!”

“All of our f*cking money goes to Israel and they’re using it to f*cking genocide people!”

“It’s like, everybody is scared out of their wits right now. It’s like, our religious leaders are afraid to speak out.”

“It’s like...the...it’s a time where it’s like...satan is amongst us and our religious leaders are talking about bullsh*t at the polls!”

“It’s just like, what is going...I don’t know man.”

ROGAN: “We gotta get you off those antidepressants, son.”

“You’re losing your f*cking marbles!”

VON: “You think I am?”

ROGAN: “Come hang out with us. Just chill out!”

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

Theo is all of us rn

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Israel murdered every single person in this photo today in South Lebanon.

Every. Single. One.

2 journalists
7 paramedics
1 Lebanese soldier

They bombed the journalists’ vehicle — then bombed them again when paramedics rushed to help.

[TC @totalcristiano]

Cristiano Ronaldo celebrates Mane winning the AFCON with Senegal at Al-Nassr. 😂❤️

[Football Talk @FootballTalkHQ]

🗣️ Bruno Fernandes: "I will never forget where I was when I was given the opportunity to come here four years ago. I was standing in the closet in our bedroom in Lisbon. My agent had rang me up around 10 o’clock at night, and my daughter was only three years old at the time, so that was bedtime for us. I went into the little closet to be quiet. I always told my agent, during my whole career, “I never want to hear about any transfer until it’s 100% real. I don’t want to be distracted unless there is an offer.”

So I knew if he was calling me at that hour, something was going on.

I shut the door and I said, “Miguel? Yeah?”

He said, “Are you ready to hear the news?”

I said, “About what?”

“About going.”

“Going where? Spurs?”

“United.”

“Are you joking?”

“No, no. I’m serious. United. It’s done. It’s just on you now. What do you want to do?”

I didn’t even reply. I started fighting back tears. But you know the feeling when you are trying to hold it in, so the other person doesn’t realise you’re crying, and you can’t even speak?

He said, “Bruno? Bruno? Hello?”

At that moment, my wife, Ana, comes looking for me in the bedroom.

“Bruno??? Bruno???”

She opens the door.

“What’s going on? Why are you in the closet?”

I said, “It’s Miguel. He just called. He’s saying United want me.”

She said, “Wait ...... Are you crying?”

I told her, “I don’t know! I think it’s happiness!”

[7👤 @Utddoja]

Nah but why did Welbeck try to chip Neuer though ?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

The new first-team manager of Manchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

#OlesAtTheWheel ✊ #MUFC

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Ole’s at the wheel! We can confirm that Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been appointed as #MUFC manager.

[Rage ❉ @ragecvlt]

A person tried describing what they saw during their near death experience: