Asa🇵🇹

Electrical Engineer👷… Wristwatch seller ⌚️… When you hear about my death, please pray for me and forgive me🙏🏻

[Asa🇵🇹 @abdulsmd_]

‘You will meet your God and he will call you to account for your actions’
Allahu akbar!

[𝐇𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐚, 𝐏𝐡.𝐃. @Realoilsheikh]

The Sermon of Departure 😔😭. The message of Islam summarised.

[MAKAMA💡🇵🇹🇫🇷 @abdooljalalseze]

STAY TUNED!!!!!

[themancitylad @cityzenken_]

Real Madrid fans, this is what you’ll be getting from Bernardo Silva:

1. Elite Versatility: he can play as a false 9, RW, LW, CM, CAM, even a GK sometimes.

2. Relentless work rate: Don’t mind his size, he works like a machine.

3. Availability: He never gets injured. Always active.

Just win a trophy for him, don’t let him go trophyless like how Barca did to Gundo & Aguero. Thank you.

[Asa🇵🇹 @abdulsmd_]

This coping mechanism 🤣🤣

[𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒚 @BF1899_]

💣🚨EXCLUSIVE: Hansi Flick REJECTED Bernardo Silva.

The German coach informed him he’d only be Barcelona’s FIFTH CHOICE midfielder if he joins.

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

Bro, that man stole 210 trillion.

Not million. Not billion. Trillion😭

Not 1 trillion. Not 10 trillion. Not even 100 trillion.

210 trillion!

There is hardly any sector of Nigeria’s economy you could invest that kind of money in and not see massive, transformative change. Education, healthcare, power, infrastructure, agriculture, every single sector would feel the impact like mad.

Yet person papa embezzled that amount only am.

The craziest part is that no individual could ever reasonably spend that kind of money in a lifetime. It’s wealth beyond comprehension, while millions of us average Nigerians struggle daily to afford basic necessities.

God will punish all of you.
Every single one of you.

[Mameen🪐🇵🇹 @alamyeenMS_]

Proof of life⚫️🪐

[Portugal @selecaoportugal]

✈️🇵🇹📸

#VaiDarPortugal | #FIFAWorldCup

[Asa🇵🇹 @abdulsmd_]

@M3tweets_ Sai suyi da boxers mana

[Asa🇵🇹 @abdulsmd_]

Yanka masu warning zakuyi
Ku ce zaku ci uwarsu in suna maku tsirara

[M3 🇪🇸 @M3tweets_]

NYSC Camp btw, before 5 AM you don see like 10 naked men

[Rk @RkFutbol]

Barcelona were chasing Bernardo Silva since 2023 and Real Madrid stepped in and wrapped it up in less than 36 hours

When you are big, you are big.

[Naninho @SrNaninho]

No era una prioridad para el Barcelona, pero llevan 4 años hablando de su posible fichaje.

[🇵🇹 @THR33P34T]

“i would build the team around goncalo ramos”

this is what ronaldo hate has made a grown man with 2 balls spit out on live television 😭😭😭

[Ab. @olaoluwajedalo]

He’s deeply uninspiring to listen to.

[Perica Ognjenovic @Ognjenovic5]

Y el único que si fichó a un del Al Hilal 🤣🤣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: “I feel very good. Haven’t you been watching the games?”.

“We go to this World Cup with a lot of hope. This generation will give Portugal great things”.

[Portugal @selecaoportugal]

A despedida da Cidade do Futebol 👋🚍

#VaiDarPortugal | #FIFAWorldCup

[Asa🇵🇹 @abdulsmd_]

He is also an enemy of the north and a bigot
Two truths can exist

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

The real enemies of the north are northern elites not Peter Obi.

[simão @simaobugalho]

im not sure where this generalized idea he’s not technical came from? is it because of his frame?

[LALIGA English @LaLigaEN]

Welcome back boss! 😎

[Sekas @Sekasfn]

are people genuinely retarded or just disingenuous, Ronaldo said his whole career shouldn’t be judged by a tournament with 7 games which makes complete sense considering he played 1300 games lmao

[Ⓔ𝔈🇦🇱🇧🇷 @ErviRMA]

FC Barcelona when they get rejected:

1. Cruyff quote
2. "*Club* offered higher wages"
3. We don't need him anyway