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Oh, and once I saw a blimp!

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@rreeves5 @ABC Your mom.

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@USA65Patriot @ABC Yes, because it is alarming.

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@GoreloRuth98405 @Angry_Staffer They also confuse smugness with humor.

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@adamhopp @chrislhayes Apparently Iran built a bomb this spring.

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@AnarchistNoa @ScaryEvilGal "Making it more difficult to access medical care will make it better."

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@SundaeDivine Duh.

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@RogerJStoneJr They probably also had copies of the Bible.

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@BoredElonMusk @elonmusk It wouldn't.

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@mtamaryland It's 80 degrees. Is CSX using rail made out of butter?

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@constans Public schools in Montgomery County, Howard County, Fairfax County, and Loudon County are excellent, though it's hard to overcome the fact that teenagers are idiots.

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@mrbigg450 @MarkPocan @atrupar He'd get a straw.

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@David__Carlyon @MarkBuffBIP @3YearLetterman Using AI to refute a shit post is VERY 2025.

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@HyRillero @hankgreen This isn't a game, this is real life.

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@binarybits Laundromats existing everywhere in the US should be a clue.

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@Eric_Schmitt Thoughts and prayers should get the job done.

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@timjacobwise Indeed. Conspiracy theories are the result of idiots using Occam's Razor.

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@Real_Futurist @AntonioArellano Nothing like spending $40M to save $26M.

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@MedicineBow1977 @TheeThomasB @Violazurry Professional help from your mom, maybe?

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@DecodingFoxNews Donald Trump and JD Vance should wear suits that fit.

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@MrMoustaki_ @NikosReggae @RonFilipkowski That's kind of his thing.