Arby🐞

•One time I got a lego arm stuck up my nose •Special superpower: I can cry 10+ times a day, but hold in my pee for 2 days straight to prevent dehydration

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

My Thursday piano students are my anti-13th reason, I love them so effing much 😭
Crazy how students can much such a hard time in life so much less hard, they are just the best ugh

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

Reasons I love the internet: I can watch turtles eat raspberries anytime I want

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

The best part about Easter is beating the tar out of the hollow chocolate bunny and dipping the pieces in peanut butter to eat
The real ones know 🤤

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

@stevenn_chavira This song is addicting, so damn good 🔥

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

I love being told by high schoolers I looked depressed 😊

Tell me something I don’t know bruh lol

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

@haleymorgan96 The one and only dynamic duo 😂

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

my mom: *makes homemade chicken pot pie*

Me: omg this is so good Mom, did you put crack in here?

My mom: A crack? A crack in what?

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

@haleymorgan96 Damn it Haley no 😂😂

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

It’s such a deep cut when something in my Depop save-for-later list gets sold

I was probably never going to buy that grandpa sweater, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t already dream up an entire life with it

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

I SWEAR IF YOU JUST WAIT IN LINE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON YOU WILL GET YOUR LEMON POOPY SEED COOKIE KAREN

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

Bruh boomers that just discovered Crumbl Cookies are a thing are mother effing CRAZZZYYY

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

My bf really likes raccoons, so I was making him a valentines card with a bunch of raccoon memes

Do yourself a favor and read the auto-generated alt text captions. I don’t think Microsoft Word knows what raccoons are

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

I FINALLY got to play Turning Page for a wedding for the bride to walk down the aisle to and my diehard Twihard ass almost cried as I was playing.

I did it for you, Charlie 💕 #dilf

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

The word “oscillating” keeps resurfacing in my subconscious and I can’t help but think about Prince Harry talking about his peen, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME IT’S BEEN ALMOST A MONTH I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

@morgwill98 🎶I’m bullet proof nothing to loose🎶 💀💀💀

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

… 😶

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

I don’t understand. I’ve been finishing my shower with an ice cold rinse for years now, and yet all my problems in life haven’t disappeared. They are still very much here. Is this a prank

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

I FINALLY found and thrifted a pair of vintage Levi 505’s (for only $7 wtf?!?!?!¿!!!) that fit me PERFECTLY and now I know exactly how Micheal feels, I too would start casual Fridays for these babies

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

*urge to put at least 15 emojis in every text I send or else I’ll think that you’ll think that I’m mad at you

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

the female urge to put an exclamation point at the end of every sentence !

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

My biggest pet peeve is when people use the word “mortified” (embarrassed), but really mean “horrified” (shockingly scared)

Just because words RHYME doesn’t mean they are SYNONYMOUS people

I would never say “I’m going run to the whore to pick up some groceries”