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[🅰️🛴📧⚒📍 @_4L3X1]

At least 80% of Americans live in a vibe desert. They have to drive upwards of 20 minutes to catch a vibe, and many have no idea where their next vibe will come from

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

fox news vs reality lmao

[built to chill @porfenablah]

god forbid a woman have hobbies

[jonah @JonahGraber]

(running my fingers over her doc marten blisters) promise me you’ll stop? for me

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

Dylan Mulvaney breaks Bud Light silence: "for months now, I've been scared to leave my house. I have been ridiculed in public. I've been followed. And I have felt a loneliness I wouldn't wish on anyone."

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

don't look, it's not finished

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

a rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but Miss Scarlet in this dress will

[haley @haleymorgan96]

@LoyolaMarymount MY GRAD IS THE BEST GRAD geaux Marf!

[haley @haleymorgan96]

@abeegrabear Kimberly and Louis!!!!

[j 🇵🇸 @lesbian4muna]

you have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize this location

[Ben Myers @blevimyers]

Also New Orleans

[Girl with no problems @hotpriestt]

ross should have been put through numerous saw traps

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

I’d like to apologize for a twitter thread stating I authored Harry Potter, not JK Rowling. No character in the Harry Potter universe is named “Giuseppe Stromboli”, nor are there italians. Careless speech has real consequences. As Harry would NEVER say: that is a spicy meatball

[Arby🐞 @abeegrabear]

My bf really likes raccoons, so I was making him a valentines card with a bunch of raccoon memes

Do yourself a favor and read the auto-generated alt text captions. I don’t think Microsoft Word knows what raccoons are

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

i am going to eat gritty