abeer karim

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

Don’t speak to me after lunch until I’ve had my double half-caffeinated espresso

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

It really might be the year

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

Cowboys WR George Pickens said he’s not disappointed that he did not get a long-term deal. He doesn’t plan on holding out. He will be at training camp.

He said he didn’t attend voluntary OTAs because he was listening to his agent.

“What’s important to me is winning. Like I said from the beginning, I always wanna bring a Super Bowl to a group of guys that never had that feeling. That’s really the most important part to me.”

[RJ Ochoa @rjochoa]

Arsenal won the Premier League.

The Knicks won the NBA Championship.

Maybe 2026 truly is the Year of the Drought and therefore the Year of the Dallas Cowboys.

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

My mayor muslim
My bagel jewish
My girlfriend gori
Knicks by forty

[yzyupdates @yzyupdates]

OG Anunoby game-winner x Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 😭😭🔥🔥

Absolute cinema

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

@CliffordAsness @stoolpresidente This did not hold up well

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

Earth-shattering moment for me reading “the Cowboys suck.” Never meet your heroes, I guess

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

@HunterBiden Cowboys suck?! I now care about the laptop

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

@nequalonetrader Yeah, I am sure galaxy-brained quants whose job is to statistically model weather patterns haven’t noticed this

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

Cheated on my vape with a pouch, call that zynfidelity

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

Peptides are awesome! BPC-694 cleared all of my injuries, diseases, and scar tissue. There have been a few minor side effects - pale skin, intolerance to sunlight, bloodthirst, etc. But totally worth it!

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

@Ksidiii Hook me up Kris

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

perhaps my hottest Cowboys take is that Cowboys fans younger than 40 are the most loyal in sports

imagine dealing with front runner accusations & leaguewide derision through an entire lifetime of incompetence & heartbreak.

love y’all

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

I’m crying bruh just tell me how to get over my cold

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

Chaotic good

[Daniel @danielgothits]

I have openclaw sending lowball offers on Zillow all day just to make boomers start panicking lol

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

That’s enough internet for today

[Ani @anistotle_]

@justinaknope I am loving the algo lately bc I also just wrote about how Black-Scholes is all about the volatility of attraction, so maybe the star Brevan trader is the epitome of love in the time of long vol
https://t.co/AG2hi0xSCr

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

@DeepDishEnjoyer Just delete the app. Hope this helps

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

@WillGrelo

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

Yes it is sub 10 degrees. Would still never wear earmuffs. #justsayno

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

@elerianm unc off the henny 🔥🔥🔥 throat that orange hog, king

[abeer karim @abeerkarim27]

@JungleRockRes 😂😂😂