Abi Searle-Jones

Organisations need good writing to think clearly. That's where I can help. Language consultancy and personalised comms in one untidy package.

[Abi Searle-Jones @abeesj]

@BetaRish Secession?

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If you insert paragraph returns instead of an actual page break, your friendly neighbourhood writer/editor WILL judge you. I'm sorry, we're genetically programmed to. We can put up with all kinds of grammar greyness, but not that.

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@BetaRish Niche 80s reference needed here

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@BetaRish Just not frying hard enough

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@BetaRish No. Because I'll bet you've needed to light more Bunsen burners, solve more quadratic equations, and hand-draw more pie charts in your adult life than you've ever needed to write clearly or persuasively...

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@BetaRish The more there is to read, the less they read. Simple, devastating, exceptionally poorly understood.

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@RedfieldWilton Still impossible to see the colour difference between conservative and reform on these charts. Please choose colours that easier to distinguish.

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@OurWorldInData @_HannahRitchie Nearly one in four?

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@RedfieldWilton Please pick a different colour to differentiate Reform. Current colour is nearly impossible to differentiate.

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@BetaRish @MrJonesWatches Oh my heart 😍

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@JamesHandscombe This story legit made me grin like a loon this morning. Amazing stuff mate x

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Mad Men nailing my job. Not for the first time.

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So you want to keep deleting 'that'? Ok here's my response... 'is it that 'that' that that 'that' that I added goes in front of that's the problem? Or is it that 'that', because that 'that' that's there is the one 'that' that's needed in that'?

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@BetaRish interrobang?

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@BetaRish Clicks and giggles

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@BetaRish The animatronics have shorted

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@BetaRish Ah mate feel better soon x

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@BetaRish Today I shall be mostly wearing anything colour I goddamn please

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@BetaRish Nice.