ThreeDimGorilla

[noog @noog]

"I'm offended, so ur viewpoint is wrong" logicality has become the deus ex machina of the weak-minded.

[Stephanie @stephyska]

Why in the heck does NBC top off its Thursday night programming with Law & Order SVU? Here's some laughs, laughs, laughs, laughs, RAPE

[Annie Lederman @annielederman]

I'm not sure what my heritage is but the joy I feel when others fail makes me think I must be German.

[Frank Lowe @GayAtHomeDad]

Real catfish are like "what the fuck did we do?"

[ThreeDimGorilla @Abehinkel]

That was close, I was almost alone with my own thoughts.

[ThreeDimGorilla @Abehinkel]

Ha ha Just saw an old man get called out for littering. Old people are still the assholes we all are.

[ThreeDimGorilla @Abehinkel]

@BlondeFacade now all I want to see is a dolphin tattoo artist.. Hilarious cause no thumb.

[ThreeDimGorilla @Abehinkel]

That way you can just answer "on my way to work."

[noog @noog]

Sobriety is a motherfucker.

[noog @noog]

Depression isn’t always a chemical imbalance. Sometimes it’s a being a lazy fucking shit and feeling sorry for yourself imbalance.

[ThreeDimGorilla @Abehinkel]

In bottles people, that is where they belong. Remember to dig that hole deep.

[NoLuckWanted @NoLuckWanted]

Logic, reason, and truth mean nothing to a mind unwilling to change. They mean even less to a fucking idiot.

[ThreeDimGorilla @Abehinkel]

@andiamo what are you thinking of getting

[ThreeDimGorilla @Abehinkel]

@tigersgoroooar I don't know, being in one rolling box like the next rolling box is fucking great. Rethink that shit.

[Daniel Plainview @10InchesPlus]

Gyms are gonna be so crowded for the next 2 weeks then back to normal for the other 50.

[Chubbyjingler @chubbyjingler]

@jaymohr37 @fightersmind worst part of a disaster would be trying to sleep without a fan.

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

You know you’re getting older when your drug dealer is your doctor

[slam dance tarantula @JermHimselfish]

Being offended is just the feeling of humor leaving your body.