Abel😴

[Abel😴 @abel_idk_]

Don’t take my tweets seriously

[Abel😴 @abel_idk_]

Fuck it, if Mexico wins the World Cup then I’ll finally settle down🥱

[Abel😴 @abel_idk_]

@enigmartyr @shrampmannne Nah look at it like this, what if you were either fat,ugly, and or hoeless in HS and you look at the same person in their 20s still In the same position lmao isn’t that worse? Cuz it never got better for them everything they got bullied for is still true till that day

[Abel😴 @abel_idk_]

@j_vffrey No u

[Abel😴 @abel_idk_]

💪🏽

[𝓜 @mollssssx_]

omg i never been so hoeless bruh

[Abel😴 @abel_idk_]

#NewProfilePic

[JennyPup Death @JennyPupDeath]

benefit of being a ghost nobody in high school is nobody remembers you

[rave* @rareblurs]

me when i get flashbacks from the corny shit i did

[autist @litteralyme0]

me at 29 years old wondering what job will i do when i grow up

[JJ 🕊 @j_vffrey]

Why my dentist having full on conversation abt summer bodies with her assistant while genuinely drilling all my teeth 💀😂 lock in bih

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

Fuck this looks good

[Tex @texaspeat]

Too many people worried about what’s going on in the world right now, I am only concerned about getting lean for the summer

[may @maybellinaa]

calories don’t reset at midnight they reset after u sleep and everyone can fight me

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

don’t waste ur best years being fat

[Abel😴 @abel_idk_]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Conan, Summer Aesthete @conan_esq]

They warn you constantly. Every single old person warns you. It’s the main thing they say.