Austin Powers

Your mother's favorite super/PokemonMaster #LiveandLetLive #orphandonor

[Austin Powers @abellsz_]

Me arriving in the future realizing yall still aint shit

[Austin Powers @abellsz_]

@_ayandamay @Ohamandaplease_ Canceled my streaming services went back to pirating

[W.E.B da Chud @J_d_C_13]

@nojumper The official story makes this all even more bizarre. Apparently these 71 children had chaperones, and they all decided to wander into a drainage tunnel on a hike? Sure man

[No Jumper @nojumper]

71 children from an Orthodox Jewish school have been rescued from underground tunnels connected to a sewer system in New York.

[Tim Vine @RealTimVine]

I remember before the USA World Cup in 1994 there was talk that they wanted to split the game into quarters for Ad breaks. It was laughed off by the footballing world. Well they’ve done it in 2026 covertly with the introduction of the water break in each half. Tricked us all.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

*Russia banned from football for attacking Ukraine*

*USA, host of the World Cup, bombs Iran for over a month, kills its Supreme Leader and refuses to let the Iranian team stay even one night in the country*

FIFA President:

[Lei Takanashi @Lei_Takanashi]

WERDS went crazy on that Knicks rappel.

[Edilson J. Silva 🇨🇦🏀🇦🇴 @edilsonbuzz]

Wu-Tang Clan sparking up the Knicks crowd.

[ESPN @espn]

OmG.

[Austin Powers @abellsz_]

Put this shit in the Met!

[ESPN @espn]

OmG.

[Austin Powers @abellsz_]

Getting a new phone tomorrow cause i fucked my shit up jumping around from excitement lol

[Austin Powers @abellsz_]

They gotta bring back those “where amazing” happens commercials for that og putback

[Austin Powers @abellsz_]

If we win this game idc who gets beats up lol

[vic @CountOnVic]

These refs are terrorists

[Austin Powers @abellsz_]

@gimmiedafries You right! But this game is insane right now

[Austin Powers @abellsz_]

@godkalii If you say so lol 😂

[Austin Powers @abellsz_]

This game is on some bullshit

[Austin Powers @abellsz_]

@godkalii You jacking Peter gunz?

[Austin Powers @abellsz_]

James Dolan is lame kill cry baby

[Fred Katz @FredKatz]

You’re not gonna believe it but MSG has released ANOTHER statement:

[iza @izamamaa]

🚨 NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani has forced negligent landlords to pay over $34 million in repairs. More than 6,000 apartments have been improved so far.