Kalashnikov

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[Kalashnikov @abelstanley9]

@instablog9ja MD married the gateman? Abi which kind stupid scenario be this

[Kalashnikov @abelstanley9]

@Freshbone_NG @imakun122 With no due respect, you're very stupid.
If you can actually read and comprehend, you should know the focus of this message was "You had to see the kind of message he sent"

But I'm not surprised, due to your tribe

[Kalashnikov @abelstanley9]

@yabaleftonline Is that deep freezer I see in the Waldrop?

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@dele003 Is he dead yet?

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@Iheremelam_ @engrICO2015 @DeBrown022 Both are wrong but one is more grievous then the other.

[Kalashnikov @abelstanley9]

@Iheremelam_ @aheki71 @engrICO2015 @DeBrown022 You're kinda right sha.
Because if I want to travel in a bus and a juju man comes and cover the bus with the blood of ailala or any gods, I no go gree o

[Kalashnikov @abelstanley9]

@engrICO2015 This is not real.
They're probably doing skit.

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@Teeniiola But If they say boyfriend and girlfriend can live 2gether.. y'all will say NO. Then there must b privacy!

My Uncle (same age as me) lives in d flat above my flat. Even when I hear him sing.. like I know he's around, I'll still ping him that b4 I go upstairs.

It's courtesy 🤌

[Kalashnikov @abelstanley9]

@thoughtsfromUSA Thugs Beat and injured Obi supporter in Lagos in 2023. I saw Tinubu's statements condemning the attacks everywhere. 🙄

Stupid clowns 🤡🤡

[Kalashnikov @abelstanley9]

@Gviev You know how many people they have arrested for the fake Tinubu audio? Not sue o.. ARRESTED.
Stupid girl.

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@instablog9ja Land weh wike fit grab anytime

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@instablog9ja What stupid self care?? when you can't afford your own basic needs 🤷

[Kalashnikov @abelstanley9]

@favour16685 What makes you a hoe is the number of men not collecting money or not. If you're sleeping with different men for free, you're still a hoe

[Kalashnikov @abelstanley9]

@OlawaleOlanir12 If na to cheat now, you go sharperly match the score, you go proudly equalise!

Oya, buy drink for yourself na, you cannot

[Kalashnikov @abelstanley9]

@NigeriaStories I said it from day 1 that it was staged. This APC people are not even smart at all!

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@yabaleftonline Normally, an average female thinks about the next two days only. Very Miopic set of humans. 🤦
If today is Monday, her thinking today is only about Tuesday and Wednesday. On Wednesday, she'll now think about Thursday and Friday, like that, like that..

[Kalashnikov @abelstanley9]

@yabaleftonline If a man cheats in a relationship, the sensible thing to do is walk away or divorce.
Only a fool will think cheating back will hurt the man.

[Kalashnikov @abelstanley9]

@Official_Isaaco @officialABAT It was less than 30,000 before he became president, you fool.

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@SOghenerukewe She should go get a job.
No be penis they the use make money. Because that's the only thing I have that she doesn't have

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@AlexOriprite What did you say?

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@Olusegun_sugar How many Chibuk girls have they been able to negotiate out?

Kee them all! Few from the 47 may die, but it is what it is.