abel

[laurie strode updates @slasherhomo]

imagine if they cast actresses who played final girls in popular 80s slasher movies

[abel @abeltjeskrant]

now wtf

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Christopher Landon will direct a film adaptation of Grady Hendrix’s novel ‘THE FINAL GIRL SUPPORT GROUP.’

It centers on a therapeutic support group for six “final girls”— survivors of mass-murderer rampages whose experiences inspired the slasher franchises in the 1980s and ’90s.

[୨୧ @bornpeters]

one of those five is gonna be tate langdon pushing 40 in this fuck ass wig again i can feel it in my bones

[Kristen @slitkrisXD]

that one oomf who you would deadass makeout with

[kat @queermediabait]

jackie taylor’s schedule in the wilderness:

[tal ౨ৎ @fawnphile]

where are the other 10 #sharpobjects fans

[diana🐝 @dazzisweet]

you seem pretty moved by olivia rodrigo’s album for a girl who’s never been in love

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Why is every big blockbuster director extremely fucking stupid about AI

[Lizzy @Ormlycia]

you didn’t get this movie like I did, it’s genuinely one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Sabrina Carpenter wears a dress made out of filmstrips from the 1954 film ‘SABRINA’

[gab @dothatagainn]

olivia presale being amex only:

[abel @abeltjeskrant]

@kersenvloei 365 om 15 minuten eerder naar binnen te mogen en een goodiebag twv 7.50 te krijgen 😭😭

[abel @abeltjeskrant]

niet dit

[💐carla 💐 @iloveeefolklore]

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[kevin @kevin__fm]

Anora

[Mic @cazziesgriffin]

History was made

[hal 🕸️🕸️ @haliwriteswords]

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[pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳 @fmsgl]

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[lucy❤️‍🩹 @theplnkopaque]

do i provoke you with my tone of innocence https://t.co/MwjETG8z80