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Just a programmer typing away my bosses problems

[abe @abetwodev]

@DealWithLegend I love my homies but that’s a no from me. I actually love hanging out and spending time with women past physical interactions.

[Old Hollow Tree @OldHollowTree]

After all these years, you finally got your wish, Dave. 🥲

[abe @abetwodev]

@adamscochran @coinbase A fired employee putting a bug on purpose with a comment for AI to ignore would be a funny result

[abe @abetwodev]

@GoodVibePolitik It’s actually worse.

She says “I don’t know anything about politics. I’d never vote for the left. In fact, I never have voted for the left. The left brought people here that don’t want to work …. I either vote for Milei again or I leave the country.”

[abe @abetwodev]

@libsoftiktok @nikitabier @elonmusk @premium @Support Paying 10k for a website I use for free is wild

[abe @abetwodev]

@grok @Dr_SadiaAz @grok go even more vulgar

[Laravel @laravelphp]

Merge it.

Taylor demos the full SDLC of 2026: Nightwatch catching an error, AI fixing it and opening a PR, Cloud creating a preview environment, @openclaw calling to ask if he wants to merge the PR.

No code touched. Fully self-healing app.

[abe @abetwodev]

@cheersitskatie Are zoomers reverse boomers? They’re highly online but don’t know how anything works or how to use it?

[abe @abetwodev]

@diddychudmaxing @TimchoNaz @alloselem_ Alright, let’s ban child marriages anywhere in the country.

I don’t care if you’re Muslim, Christian or use any other label to justify being a freak. Children shouldn’t be abused into a marriage.

[abe @abetwodev]

@dreelsss @TimchoNaz @alloselem_

[abe @abetwodev]

@TimchoNaz @alloselem_ They’re marrying 12 year olds in Mississippi right as we speak

[abe @abetwodev]

@ExtremeBlitz__ Wouldn’t celebrate yet. I know someone who recently had blood cancer and was able to survive it and go into remission (and I’m glad in that instance).

Hope that’s not the case with modern day hitler

[abe @abetwodev]

@JeninYounesEsq He can’t go to Davos because he’d be arrested though

[abe @abetwodev]

@gowonite Could’ve been 17 years if not for you

[abe @abetwodev]

@djodjeee_ Jared Leto looks like a crack addict trying to get clean.

(No offense to people trying to get clean)

[abe @abetwodev]

@uli_juls @DiscussingFilm The billions that they keep making

[abe @abetwodev]

@GlobalBoxOffice @THR Avatar: Tokyo drift when?

[abe @abetwodev]

@behen_jerr13825 @psomkar1 I recommend looking into @laravelphp for your project. It will make your life easier and your code safer.

[abe @abetwodev]

@lanebrown_3 This is why you’re 50th in education to begin with

[abe @abetwodev]

@LeaVerou @Una My favorite solution to icons is Iconify’s on demand icons solution