Andrew Buonopane

Seemingly under the impression that God can be glorified with frivolous Red Sox tweets and occasional Star Wars hot takes.

[Andrew Buonopane @abgoodbread]

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[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

hey girl am i a Death Star
because i feel like you should keep trying to rebuild me in spite of my obvious flaws and the lives i’ve destroyed

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@redsoxstats Joe Davis: And Frelick makes the grab for out number two. Let's send it down to our Scheming Court Eunuch, atredsoxstats. Stats?

Stats: Fresh intrigue from the palace, sire. The usurpers in Boston's front office are sowing the seeds of their own demise.

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@Buster_ESPN Anyone remember that time Max Fried risked missing the birth of his child so he could give up a homer to Victor Mesa?

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@Adipurshdu @sadwinnipegfan

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@RandylandSZN Most crushing sports loss of the century? It's at least top 3, right?

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@wilfullyobtuse @tapwaterskeptic Amy Yao's hall-of-fame WNBA career should be reaching completion right about then, so that's perfect planning once again.

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@RafaelaEnjoyer -One competent medical staff

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@FenwayAttendee

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@Homein22 What's crazy is that they're 25th & 26th in ISO, but 1st & 2nd in good-old-fashioned Batting Average!

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@notgaetti Currently there are 780 roster spots in MLB. How many of those do you think should be in the Hall of Fame?

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@notgaetti ...Charlie Hough
Jamie Moyer
Tommy John

FWIW, the answer is 2. Baines had 2 seasons of 3+ WAR and each of these guys (who are not in the Hall of Fame) had at least 3 such seasons.

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@notgaetti Here's a list of non-HOFers who played 22+ seasons like Baines and had more seasons of 3+ WAR:
Jimmy Dykes
Phil Cavarretta
Bill Buckner
Graig Nettles
Sad Sam Jones
Harry Davis
Jerry Reuss
Mike Morgan
Rusty Staub
Dennis Martinez
Jack Quinn
Julio Franco
Omar Vizquel
Rick Dempsey...

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@jorgecastillo @pcaldera https://t.co/fPuMc5EuxJ

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@TalkinYanks Men will literally acquire Stanton, Cole, Fried, and Bellinger instead of going to therapy/firing Aaron Boone.

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@OVTweetmarck "You know, you gotta stop them at the beginning. Like they shoulda stopped Napoleon at Toulon, they shoulda never let him get away with that, they was just asking for trouble."

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@MikeFromWoburn Literally the very last pitches he threw in MLB! Nelson-at-Trafalgar type stuff.

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@DanBFox1287 Definitely agree and it feels like I'm going to be tapping this sign a lot: https://t.co/upu2xjIEaN

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@gfstarr1 The #1 priority for the organization is not a roster move, it is this medical staff.

If they have to clean house to avoid confusion about yet another talented player's health, so be it.

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@ryius @TheCatholicEngr I mean, the divinity of Christ and the Holy Spirit weren't exactly universally held until after Constantine either.

Pope Joan is ahistorical. Far worse than pirates have become pope (and protestant pastors of various kinds).

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@ryius @TheCatholicEngr So then the Catholic Church did not start "with the Council of Nicea/Constantine", right?