Fake Jessi Wilkinson

Just the best and smartest curler alive, that's all. Still pissed off that they rank me low because of my teammates.

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

@C_hodgy @SierraNoble What an ass

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

@rolandrocks @Team_Sturmay @Curling_Alberta I think he was just asked where he would sit if he was still coaching @BrendanBottcher

#overthere

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

@CurtisDer Are you talking about @EdmontonOilers or @Extremecurling some pretty bad drafting but the development program was #goat #mma #lawnbowling

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

Watching Charley’s Thomas play Vavrek is like watching two Indians fight. I don’t care who wins but would like to see them beat the shit out of each other. #noclass

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

@CurlLacombe Can I register as a farmerette? I identify as a lunch making, goat milking farm wife. Hey, where are the sheep???

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

Holy shit, as usual I was way ahead of my time
#peaked2soon @extremecurling

McMahon announces launch of new Extreme Curling League, XCL https://t.co/2VLvlymdfl via @KayfabeNews

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

Confirmed! @JP_Curling is officially the shittiest club in #YEG #embarrassing

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

WTF'n F??? https://t.co/gHEcL1LYdh

[Tyler Pfeiffer @TylerPfeiffer1]

@abgoofball @thecurler1 @enduro155 "Team"? Not so fast. We've had a little line-up shuffle hint..."someone" was #votedofftheisland

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

I'm excited for the 5 rock rule, 4 hour games are my fav. Right team? @thecurler1 @TylerPfeiffer1 @enduro155

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

@CurtisDer @manny_ottawa uhhh ummm uhhh ummm hey look at my socks No substance and empty promises, typical Libtard. I'd say my feelings are hurt but I have none

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

@CurtisDer @manny_ottawa I think you need new ears if you still have faith in PMJT Or maybe a brain, he can't even form a rational sentence if it isn't scripted

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

@CurtisDer Mr. Der, you are fighting waaay out of your weight class trying to debate with @manny_ottawa You cannot win Just like on the @worldcurltour

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

Make your way over to portal 9 to join our pyramid scheme. #suckers https://t.co/FEEuEy1BWg

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

So..who has @enduro155 lined up to drag me down this year? #elitetalent #wct

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

If you wear yoga pants you owe it to the world to have a nice ass, if you have a nice ass you owe it to the world to wear yoga pants #basic

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

So...@FakeCSchille What province/territory are you going to qualify out of this year? I'm thinking that my talent could be needed somewhere

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

@FakeCSchille

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

@CurtisDer

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

@CurtisDer Finally we agree on something #Major #mancrush on @JustinTrudeau #dreamy #wearebothidiots

[Fake Jessi Wilkinson @abgoofball]

@FakeCSchille That was just to open up a spot for me as an elite woman. #equality