Arindam Bhattacharya

पूछते हैं वो कि ग़ालिब कौन है कोई बतलाओ कि हम बतलाएँ क्या

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Jack Pearson Doesn't Die.
आनंद मरते नहीं है।

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@Nithya_Shrii It’s normal.

[Nikolaus Klaus @nikolausklaus17]

In horror movies the ghost is always a woman or a child because there's nothing a man can do as a ghost that he can't already do as a man

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@akshitaa98 I don’t know of a single person who dislikes this song

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@SoVeryBritish Rampiyari

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Final review:

Story: technically
Acting: maximum
Dialogue: preserve for future generations
Subtlety: missing, presumed gone
Entertainment value: medically concerning

Gunda is not a movie.

Gunda is a dare.

And I deeply respect anyone who recommends it with a straight face.

[Arindam Bhattacharya @abhattcharya]

finally watched Gunda and now I understand cinema peaked years ago and we’ve been in decline ever since.
The movie opens with the confidence of something that has never encountered the word “subtlety”.
Every character enters like a WWE pay-per-view reveal
And then
Gunda arrives.

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By the second half I realised Gunda achieved true artistic freedom.
You cannot predict it.
Not because it is clever.
Scenes end when they get tired.
Characters survive injuries that would retire livestock
Dialogue arrives before thought
I wasn’t watching anymore
I was witnessing

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@SukanyaVerma 3/10 for me today

[Arindam Bhattacharya @abhattcharya]

What if your Google search history was read aloud at your wedding?
The ceremony would last 4 minutes.
The silence afterwards would last forever.

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Nothing gives Indians more confidence than holding a newspaper and saying ‘the real issue is…

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Buying books in India and reading books in India are two completely different hobbies. One feeds intelligence, the other feeds the fantasy that someday I’ll have ‘a quiet weekend

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Indian parents have two moods:
“You never call us.”
You call them.
“Why are you calling? Is everything okay? Are you sick? Do you need money? Have you eaten?”
There is no winning.

[Arindam Bhattacharya @abhattcharya]

My doctor said I need to watch my drinking.
So now I do it in front of a mirror.
He seemed pleased I was taking his advice seriously.

[Arindam Bhattacharya @abhattcharya]

A man walks into a library and asks for books on paranoia.
The librarian whispers — “They’re right behind you.”
I have been thinking about this joke for 20 years and it still works.
Some things age like fine wine.

[Arindam Paul @arindam___paul]

DINK is fine, DIOK is fine, DITK is fine

Just don’t be a DICK and mind your own business instead of questioning people’s personal decisions