Green-eyed-geek

Bringer of technology, sarcasm, and probably some kind of baked good.

[Green-eyed-geek @abheppe]

“Treat yourself like someone you are responsible for” beautiful @wonderwomentech

[Green-eyed-geek @abheppe]

Oh FFS. This isn’t the answer. Arizona breaks ground on tiny homes for teachers amid worsening educator shortage | CNN https://t.co/6REZ5rqXry

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[Green-eyed-geek @abheppe]

This is how my laundry came back today. As a single mom, I can’t recommend SudShare enough. Use my link and get $10 off. It's really easy. You give them your laundry and they give you a better life.
https://t.co/gboHaAM0Fq

[Green-eyed-geek @abheppe]

#benderbear had a bigger Saturday night than I did.

[Green-eyed-geek @abheppe]

#benderbear strikes again. Looks like it will be rough waking up.

[Green-eyed-geek @abheppe]

I’m dedicating my next few posts to my son’s giant stuffed bear that always appears to be on a bender. Enjoy. #benderbear #ifeelyou

[Green-eyed-geek @abheppe]

For some reason, 6yr old is running around the house shouting “John Cena!” And I half expect the dude to burst through the wall like the Kool-Aid man. I don’t know what’s happening @JohnCena

[Green-eyed-geek @abheppe]

When Home Depot…wears a bra?
#bosombracket #badphishing

[Green-eyed-geek @abheppe]

https://t.co/8SbLTwooSS

[Green-eyed-geek @abheppe]

@realbillshark grateful for your help but maybe bill your customers after they start saving money from your service, instead of charging strapped people money for something that hasn't actually happened yet.

[CodeAI @codeorg]

Nationally, the participation rate of young women in computer science is 32%... except in 3 states where it’s above 40%: MD, MS, and SC. What do they have in common? They’ve made CS a graduation requirement or it’s the main way to fulfill an existing requirement! #StateofCS2022

[Green-eyed-geek @abheppe]

Wheat is assisting with #badphishing

[Green-eyed-geek @abheppe]

@MrChase

[Green-eyed-geek @abheppe]

@sydneycjensen The “I’ve taught for xxx number of years” anti-growth mindset response to trying something new or trying to do better.

[Green-eyed-geek @abheppe]

@amazon why were my precious packages delivered OUTSIDE of my (unlocked, extremely accessible) yard, sitting on the literal sidewalk so that people would have to walk around them?

[𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐝 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 @DrBradJohnson]

It’s not just students who need Maslow. Teachers need:
1) feel safe / supported
2) emotional connection/ relationships
3) feel respected
4) appreciation
5) value within the team
6) autonomy/ flexibility
7) take time for self and family

[Green-eyed-geek @abheppe]

“We Don’t Have Doritos for Breakfast”,
“No, You Can’t Wear One Sock to School”,
“I Haven’t Researched Platypuses Enough To Know the Answer” 🎶

and other morning ballads coming straight to you on this fine Thursday morning.

[Rachel Rear, True Crime Author 🇺🇦 @RaeRear]

If they arm teachers, trust me that training will be a website where you click through minilessons & get a little certificate after like 25 minutes, & we will be forced to do it in a staff meeting after school when we’re already tired, & the DOE will say we were all fully trained

[DEACTIVATED @thrasherxy]

America running out of infant formula the same week it’s preparing for an influx of forcefully birthed babies is a little too on the nose

[jannekeparrish.bsky.social @JannekeParrish]

Three weeks ago, I had a miscarriage. I was six weeks pregnant. I live in Texas, a state that has effectively banned abortions.

A thread about what it is to cease to be pregnant in a state where abortions are banned: